Skaldic scratchpad

An assortment of poems and other selected writings.

This site may or may not be updated in the future.

I got Butchered

A Midsummer Afternoon

God Shuffled his Feet


Romancing the Reaper


The Vogon Poem

Vogon Haiku

Winter Scout

Scream for me Washington


Cannot truly take credit for this one, as it was generated by the brilliant Vogon poetry generator at the BBC's website. Nevertheless, I shall shamelessly publish it here.

The Vogon Poem

See, see the warm sky
Marvel at its big fuchsia depths.
Tell me, Slartibartfast do you
Wonder why the capybara ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your lintscourge facial growth
That looks like
leftover pizza.
What's more, it knows
Your masticating potting shed
Smells of peas.
Everything under the big warm sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm rotten eggs.