Valentines Day is coming up! Do you want some nerdy Star Trek themed chocolates? The USS Retributor is selling boxes of chocolate for our ship fund.
There are two types available, one featuring the shapes of the communicators of the fleet, and the other are classic Trek Red Shirts. Who doesn't like to kill/eat red shirts?!?
Each box is $2.50 and includes a dozen chocolates. Orders accepted now, cash will be collected in the coming week.
To order email firstname.lastname@example.org.