The

FANTASY TIMES

                                                                      of North Queensland                                                    VOLUME 1

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 EDITORIAL

Welcome to the first issue of the Fantasy Times, an occasional on-line journal.

Opinions expressed in the Fantasy Times are those of the author and the editor, and do not represent the opinions of any political party, interest group or commercial enterprise. The editor does however,  freely confess she is a left wing libertarian.

Material in the Fantasy Times may be copied for personal use, research, training and educational purposes. The author retains the moral right to be recognised as the creator of this publication. Material in the Fantasy Times may not be used for commercial gain without the permission of the editor.

The initial suggestion for the method of writing the Fantasy Times came from my erstwhile astrologer, to whom I say, “Thank you.” Peter “The Bear” Thoeming provided an example of how it could be done with “Motorcycling in Australia”. Guy Noble’s “Word of the Day” on ABC Classic FM’s Breakfast provided the initial inspiration for some of the subject matter: and it all grew from there. Thanks also to Paul Martin, who provided the idea for another section.

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SOLICITATION

The Editor is

Unashamedly

soliciting material for

The Fantasy Times Volume II

and

The Fantasy Times Christmas Edition

If you have fantasy-satire or satirical material you would like to see on the world wide web, then the editor is interested. See the Rules for Contributors for further information.

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 PUBLICATION HISTORY

 Published Saturday, 27 October 2007

 Missing link added: Sunday, 28 October 2007

 Some more links corrected: Sunday 18 October 2007

 Stop press announcement made in classifieds: Sunday 2

 December 2007