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Meet the [*TARDS*]

 

Freakazoid

 

            This guy scares the shit out of me. Seriously he claims to know over 23,854 one armed ways to kill a man and 2,473 ways to do it with a paperclip. It’s like if MacGyver was a schizophrenic ex-professional wrestler on heroin, except he catches the dragon and eats it. Safely I can he knows how to build over 57 different weapons out of your keyboard, mouse pad and left sock. Which reminds me, hide your left sock, it may just save your life today. Or not.

 

 

Vagabond

           

            This guy disappears, for hours, days, even weeks on end.  But on a good day he can be found passed out on the front lawn, or the back lawn, unless it’s the second Tuesday of the month and the Duke of Earl had eggs for breakfast, then he’s on the side lawn (He’s rather English its best not to ask…seriously). Sadly this pathetic wanderer is the means to our madness supplying [*TARDS*] with everything from spray cans to right socks, you need it can get it.          

The War on Intelligence.

 

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