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As the middle aged man sat down besides me I became extremely disgruntled. It has been three long, arduous hours at the airport, trying to find a flight to get home after my flight was cancelled because my plane needs to be expected. Oh no there’s a crack in the fuselage! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE! Seriously now, who wouldn’t want to fly on a pressurized metal tube at hundreds of kilometers through the stratosphere knowing that it has just finished its inspection and was defect free. Me of course, I would much rather be at home eagerly anticipating the start of the second day of Hockey Playoffs then be arguing with the retards at the check in counter about changing one of the thousands of tvs in this damned building to show something other than flight cancellations. Stuck until I can book another decent flight home (I don’t fly less than first class, I’ve had enough of screaming kinds and weirdos sitting besides me, like have you seen what I have to put up with at work[ no you probably haven’t unless you’ve been stalking me which would be pretty pointless cause I’m stuck in this uncomfortable chair, surrounded by thousands of other retard who were also stupid enough to fly AA {now that you think about ti who would be stupid enough to fly on a jet owned by a bunch of recovering alcoholics…well that’s my three and a half cents for the day or week or maybe month, maybe I just won’t feel like writing for a while….hope you losers enjoyed it.