Written by:
Neville Wilding
Initial release:
The Unutterable, Eagle Records  EAGCD164
6 November 2000
Group on initial recording:
Mark E Smith - vocals; Julia Nagle - keyboards; Tom Head - drums; Neville Wilding - guitar (and lead vocals on this track); Adam Helal - bass 
First played live:
20 October 1999 London
Last played live:
2 December 2000 Leicester
Number of known performances:
Apart from the opening lines, the song is sung (as it was written) by Neville Wilding, making it a rare track for The Fall for these two reasons. It was dropped from the set as soon as Wilding had departed. A raucous song and quite a live favourite.