Written by:
Mark E Smith, Steve Hanley, Paul Hanley
 
Initial release:
Escape Route From The Wonderful and Frightening World of The Fall, Beggars Banquet, BEGC58 Cassette
 
Date:
8 October 1984
 
Subsequent releases:
Box One, Beggars Banquet Japan ALCB81/82/83/84; 1988
The Wonderful and Frightening World of The Fall, BEGC58 CD 1988 and 1997
 
Radio sessions:
 Janice Long session 1: Recorded 9 September 1984, broadcast 17 September 1984 (not officially released)
 
Group on initial recording:
Mark E Smith - vocals; Brix Smith - guitar;  Craig Scanlon - guitar ;
Steve Hanley - bass; Paul Hanley - drums; keyboards Karl Burns - drums (Gavin Friday guested on vocals)
 
First played live:
21 September 1984 Rotterdam
 
Last played live:
16 May 1987 Colchester
 
Number of known performances:
4
 
Commentary: 
"It's about competitiveness, people getting at you, imitating you and your habits. Plagiarism really obsesses me, that's why I don't like giving away secrets about how I write." (Phil Sutcliffe: Lyricists: Mark E Smith: Q no. 68, May 1992) 
Brix Smith formed her own band taking its name, The Adult Net, from a line in the song.