Written by:
Mark E Smith; Simon Wolstencroft
 
Initial release:
Code: Selfish, Cog Sinister/Fontana,  512.162-1 LP;  512.162-4 Cassette; : 512.162-2 CD
 
Date:
9 March 1992
 
Subsequent releases:
Code: Selfish, Cog Sinister/Voiceprint COGVP133 CD; 23 September 2002
Code: Selfish (in double CD with Shiftwork), Voiceprint, VP241005 CD; 22 September 2003
Code: Selfish, Fontana/Mercury, 9847302 CD; 7 May 2007
 
Group on initial recording:
Mark E Smith - vocals; Craig Scanlon - guitar; Steve Hanley - bass;  Simon Wolstencroft - drums, keyboards; Dave Bush - keyboards
 
This song has never been played live.
 
Commentary:
Novelty/throwaway song at the end of Code: Selfish. The song contains excerpts from the previous year's So What About It?