Written by:
Mark E Smith, Spencer Birtwistle
Initial release:
Are You Are Missing Winner, Voiceprint/Cog Sinister COGVP131 LP;  COGVP131 CD
5 November 2001 (CD); January 2002 (LP)
Subsequent releases:
Are You Are Missing Winner, Sanctuary CMRCD1352: 29 May 2006
50,000 Fall Fans Can't Be Wrong - 39 Golden Greats, Sanctuary SMEDD017; 31 May 2004
Official Live Versions:
Touch Sensitive...Bootleg Box Set, Castle CMYBX752; 14 July 2003 (recorded at The Knitting Factory, New York; 23 November 2001)
Live At The Knitting Factory - L.A. - 14 November 2001; Hip Priest/Voiceprint HIPP017CD; 19 February 2007 (recorded  at The Knitting Factory, Los Angeles; 14 November 2001 - see corresponding DVD release.)
DVD Release:
Access All Areas Volume 2,  Hip Priest/Voiceprint HIPP003; 15 November 2004 (recorded at The Knitting Factory, Los Angeles; 14 November 2001)
Group on initial recording:
Mark E Smith - vocals; Ben Pritchard - guitar; Jim Watts - bass; Spencer Birtwistle - drums; Brian Fanning - guitar; Ed Blaney - guitar


First played live:
8 October 2001 Leeds
Last played live:
25 February 2002 Milan
Number of known performances:
This uses, it's said, the basic riff from The Troggs' "I Just Sing" as its starting point. One of the best songs on the "Winner" album, and perhaps the most immediately attractive one. It features MES's "growling" voice, which as time as passed he has made more use of on Fall records.