Written by:

 Mark E Smith, Craig Scanlon, Simon Wolstencroft

Initial Release:

 Levitate, Artful Records ARTFULCDX9 (on bonus disc only)

Date:

 29 September 1997

Subsequent Releases:

 None

Official Live Recordings: 

 None

Group on initial recording:

 Mark E Smith - vocals; Steve Hanley - bass; Julia Nagle - keyboards; Simon Wolstencroft - drums; Karl Burns - drums; Tommy Crooks - guitar

First Played Live:

 Never played live

Last Played Live:

 Never played live

Number of known times played:

  Never played live

Commentary:

 A reworking of Xmas With Simon, which appeared on the High Tension Line single