• Two men were talking. First: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house n doing laundry.Second: Amazing, I took divorce for the same reason!
• Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi?Modern day Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his Girlfriend!
• It's a fact: A girl may not help u to get lot of salary but... salary may help u to get lot of girls. So, love ur work not girls!
• One of the biggest problems of the world is that the stupid ones are damn sure & the intelligent ones are full of doubts !
• When gambling became legal in the city, everyone agreed that the city was now a bettor place.
• There was the scientist who disconnected his doorbell. He wanted to win the Nobel Prize.
• Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?A: Tooth-Hurty!
• Newly divorced woman explaining reason for splitting: We had religious differences - he thought he was God, I didn't.
• Expensive fertilizers that do nothing for your grass will give you the most gorgeous weeds you ever saw.
• People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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