As you will no doubt recall, the Mormons have been baptizing people, including and especially the dead, since the 1840s, so as to enable everyone to have a share of the universal Heaven. They even got my departed Grandma. They've been working hard, and have managed to baptize hundreds of millions of people, including all of the popes, Buddha, Shakespeare, Einstein and Elvis.A quick check at the Mormon website FamilySearch has revealed some very disquieting information. As we would hope and expect, the Netanyahu family is well represented, either already in Heaven or booked in for the distant future. Benzion Netanyahu
(1910-2012) is there, Benjamin Netanyahu's late father, the distinguished
historian. Benjamin Netanyahu himself has a reservation in Heaven, of course, thanks
to his having lived in New York while Israeli ambassador to the United Nations:
His second wife, Fleur Cates-Netanyahu, is going to Heaven, perhaps thanks to Bibi. Brother Iddo Netanyahu is destined for a heavenly seat, as are a number of other family members. But one person is missing on the passenger list: Sara. Unless something is done, many years from now Benjamin Netanyahu will be going to Heaven without her, to be re-united with his second wife Fleur. One constantly hears rumours, no doubt lying lies told by the lying liars of the media, that Mr Netanyahu is forbidden to travel abroad without taking his wife Sara with him. I think Heaven counts as "chootz l'aretz", in a very real and legally binding sense. Someone should do something. God has enough on His plate as it is. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||