Keyboard Like A Gun
 
it used to hurt,
it used to hurt a lot less when va- seline co-vered the camera lens,
oh, how fascinating,
and now you got, and now you got a pocket,
got it in there al- ways to pop it,
oh, how fascinating

don’t live your life,
don’t live your life: observe it,
just when you start to live you stop it,
oh, how fascinating
 
my camera’s like a gun!
my camera’s like a gun!
my camera’s like a gun!
 
we used to have, we used to have the goddamn Sense to lock our di-a-ry dull flap,
oh, how fascinating,
how we excel,
we excel at self-portrait,
go to ANTM for college,
oh, how fascinating,
and every pore, and every pore’s digi-zoom,
“today I walked to CVS. Gosh, I hate my stupid job,
then- I – thought, puppies are just really cute.”
oh, how fascinating
 
my keyboard’s like a gun!
my keyboard’s like a gun!
my keyboard’s like a gun!
 
every day does not have to be seen,
every day is not a scene. Some days….some days, just feel
 
my keyboard’s like a gun! like a gun!