New location at "The Junction" 226 Shoreline Highway in Tamalpais Valley, Marin
Ignore what the Chronicle and Google say, we are open Monday, Aug 3
Hours are not in stone yet, but for now 1-9 every weekday, 11-9 on Sat/Sun
Huge backyard and socially distanced seating
Ordering via phone at table (it's like magic, you scan code at table, order, pay w/google pay or apple pay or cc) and pizzas just show up. 
PIZZAS ONLY AVAILABLE AT The Junction to start- pickup and delivery soon to follow.
Enter directly through backyard (please do not come to front door for now). Park on south side of building (parking lot is connected to Dipsea parking lot)
Coming soon to PHTJ:
Gluten Free Squares
Regular Squares
Eventually Bagels

For original Bernal/3299 Mission location:

Online ordering at
Select "curbside" and "text notification" when checking out, you should be notified when your order is ready. 
Call us at 415-874-5585 when you're outside or text include your name (not just click a link, like the old system)

[If new site isn't working for you, please use and please email me ( to report issue]

4:30 to 8:30 Tue to Sun (9pm on Friday)

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For TO-GO orders GO-TO:
Pay ahead for super convenient Curbside delivery and you won't need to find a parking spot!

We only take to-go orders via the online ordering system or in person. Please note- occasionally we get too busy and temporarily suspend online ordering.

If you have a question, please text us at 415-874-5585

For the most part, there is rarely more than a 10 minute wait so reservations are not necessary
pro tip: if you're really worried, text us to find out current wait for the size of your party
We'll put your name on the list if there is one
If your party is greater than 6, just text (don't call) us about 40 minutes prior to arrival (here's the deal though- if we hold a table and you're late then we may give it away. Just keep us updated with your ETA)

A picture of what you're getting into:

Some lucky guy gets to meet the PizzaHacker:
Me and the prez, just hangin, like we do

PLASTICITY a short documentary film by Ryan Malloy

The YouTube Video that changed a generation forever:


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