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Tue to Sun: 5 to 10
on hiatus until further notice
3299 Mission St. @29th


We only take to-go orders via the online ordering system or in person.  Please note- occasionally we get too busy and temporarily suspend to-go.

If you have a question, please text us at 415-874-5585

For the most part, there is rarely more than a 10 minute wait so reservations are not necessary
pro tip: if you're really worried, text us to find out current wait for the size of your party
We'll put your name on the list if there is one
If your party is greater than 6, just text us about 40 minutes prior to arrival (here's the deal though- if we hold a table and you're late then we may give it away. Just keep us updated with your ETA)

A picture of what you're getting into:

Just me and the prez, hangin, like we do:
Me and the prez, just hangin, like we do

PLASTICITY a short documentary film by Ryan Malloy

The YouTube Video that changed a generation forever:


Lies, lies and more lies:


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