Novels

The Travellers' Guide To The Afterlives

The most important book in the history of literature.

Whether you're deeply pious or a hardcore atheist, just imagine this: what if afterlives really do exist? And what if some of them suck?

Wouldn't you want to know which religion to spend your life following to secure yourself the best eternity? Because life is short and eternity is really, really long.

In "The Travellers' Guide To The Afterlives", I visit Heaven, Hell and Hades, as well as the afterlives of the Buddhists, Jehovah's Witnesses and Australian Aborigines. Join me as I recount my adventures and enjoy the tales of life, death, life again, more death, more life, a bit of sex, and an adorable couple of koalas. Find out which religion will take you to the best afterlife so you can make an informed decision about your hereafter.

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Eyes And Knives

An action-filled satire based around the activities of a criminal organisation called StarMarket Systems and the government agency trying to expose them.

The Research & Development team at StarMarket Systems have come up with a new technology, through genetic manipulation, to give animals indefinite lifespans. The week before they're due to launch their new product, called PermaPets, a member of their Senior Management Team commits suicide during a board meeting. Before he's even hit the ground, a witness abandons her baby and goes off roaming the city streets, until she collapses the following morning with no memory of what she'd been doing.

Both StarMarket Systems and the government agency discover that a strange force is taking control of people and wreaking havoc throughout the city, moving from person to person whenever it wants a new "vessel". The two organisations attempt to capture this force while at the same time waging war against each other.

The action revolves around a local police department, the Senior Management Team of StarMarket Systems, and a group of secret agents from the government, all of whom are hoping to use the "possessor" for their own gains but would settle for being alive at the end of the week.

It's a fast-paced novel filled with action, mystery, sex, violence and betrayal.

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