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FUNNY SMS SHAYARI  COLLECTION ...... .....

 
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Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo

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What is wrong with your cell every time
I call a voice comes that
The subscriber u have dialed
Is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

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Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money &
even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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You look so fine!I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

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You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

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Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

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Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

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I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

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A Friend is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

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Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!

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.I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn�t it rain on you?

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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again

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SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai
aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai
is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do
aur karam (SMS) karo........ ......
tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga

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.If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

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Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
 
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A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai

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Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
 
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.Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite
to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye

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Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

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Govt. of India has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????

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Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

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Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

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You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chod diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phod diya

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If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

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Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

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Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

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Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it's value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.

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Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

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Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay......
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!!

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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

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Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

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Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
 
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Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes
 
1) Never expext things to happen..struggle and make them happen. never expect yourself to be given a good value..creat a value of ur own
 
2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you would shine..
 
3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when ur refuse to get up...
 
4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it
 
5) When ur successful your wellwishers know who  you are when you are unsuccessful you know who ur welwishers are
 
6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell  him/her

When a person whom u luv, rejects u,dont b upset coz u've lost a person who never loved u but that person has lost a person who always loved
him/her

 
 
Wish u happy rainy season
Let there be shower of love,
greenery of money,
thunder of fame,
lightning of power,
&
a small drop of memory 2 remember 'ME'


 
 
 Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. ..it just need two wonderful people.one cool like me....one sweet like u.

 
 
 When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting thing. They're wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted to.

 
 
 People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven. Have a nice day!

 
 
 Thousands of yesterday are gone.
Millions of tomorrow will come.
But there is only one today...

So enjoy your day,
with smile... And happiness...


 
 
 A person asked God...
"What suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied...
1."They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore


 
 
8) I mäy b
BÜSY ìñ äll
d THIÑGS I dö,

Bt ñèvér
wìll I 4gèt
sömé1 lìk Ü,

Sö,I'm kèépìñg
ìñ TÖÜCH tö
lèt ü kñöw,

Ü'ré ìñ my
MIÑD möré oftèñ
thäñ I SHÖW !!

 
 
 "SPECIAL" friend:
S - supports u
P - prays for u
E - encourages u
C - cares for u
I - inspires u
A - advises u
L - loves u!
Hope we remain 'Special' always!!


 
 
 Speak less with people whom u love most, coz if they cant understand ur silence they can never understand ur words.

 


 Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft hite, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack it

 
 
 Pls send me one Good Night. Really I cant sleep without it. I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast Mortein or Allout.

 
 Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries? ???  Guess....... ..Socho.. ..... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI

 Jab hum pite hai...to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hai..tumari kya capacity hai?jitni tum pite ho..utni to hum gilaso me chod diya karte he...

 Peter went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Peter: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

 

 Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?
Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer...?


 Sardar in mysore palace,Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, It is Tippu sultan's chair   Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes..

 Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.

 Scientific question.
How does blood reach ur head?

Simple...!

Direction of liquid always flows  towards

"EMPTY SPACE"...

 Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading? Old man: history book.  Kid: but that's a sex book!? Old man: well 4 me it's history

 Learn to Love d people who r willing to Love u at present,4get d people d past and Thank dem 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now!

 People say, we need maps to find treasures.But i proved them wrong.Coz wthout a map I found YOU!And you will be treasured forever.

 Luv is like a Ice Cube, D Harder U Hold on to it, D faster It'll disappear.Al u'll have in ur hand will B Tears of Crushed Love...

 We're like Tea Bags, where true strength comes out when we're put in hot water. So when problems come 2 U, just think... U must be God's favourite cup of
Tea.

 Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears.Keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "heart beat" may reminds u that there is "someone 4 u"...

 All mornings r like paintings,u need a little inspiration 2 get u going,a little smile 2 brighten it & a msg from some1 who cares 2 color.Very Good morning
:-)

 Many in a Train

50 in bus

20 in van

10 in Sumo

6 in car

4 in auto

2 in bike but

Only 1 in my HEART

it's you

 Each of us is a star dat shines wt the rest. Sometimes we twinkle alone, but when u feel like ur abt to lose ur own sparkle, im here to add more glow!

9) Wat is life? What u make it to be. Wat is happiness? What ur heart sees. Wat is love? Precious if true.Wat is friendship? Nothing without u.

10) We Meet to create Memories & We Depart to Preserve them.To Meet & Depart is way of Life,But to Depart & Meet is Hope of Life !

 

1) Apne dil ki bat dil me mat rakhna,
Apne item ko pakad kar"I LOVE YOU" kehna,
Jyada muchmuch kare to gabrana mat,
"RAKHI" nikal kar kehna pyari behna milte rehna

2) Humko to
beer ne luta,
Ciggerete mein
kahan dum tha!!
Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahaa....... ....
whisky ka
drum tha....
Cheers...

3) A beggar came 2 me: Allah k naam pe dede baba. I replied: mere pas paise nahi hai, yeh msg padnewale ko leja. Beggar: maine bheek mangi BHIKARI NAhi

4) LOVE MEANS-

L-LAKE OF BEER

O-OCEAN OF WHISKY

V-VALLEY OF RUM

E-END OF STOCK
(bar closed)
ja soja LOVE is
injurious 2 health.

5) A boy gifted a card 2 his Dad on his b'day with a sher 'PHOOL TO BAHUT HAI PAR GULAB JASA KOI NAHI,PAPA TO BAHUT HAI PAR AAP JAISA koi NAHI..

6) Sumtimes i feel wat i earnd in life,money? naa!
name? naa!
fame? naa!
bt i erned d mst precious thing frnd lke u...Bole to

"ANOKHA NAMUNA

7) Thought of d day!"Nvr hold ur farts in.They travl up ur spine,into ur brain n dats where u get shitty ideas from!SosoBlast 2 GLORY!!

8) K"JMj

k62MIN

JOtg"

@mw.58

.Adtw

#amPTM

of fo..
kitne cute ho..
kuch bhi bhejo pyar se padne lag jaate ho.
So sweeeeet. . .

9) 3 WAYS TO BRAKE A MIRROR

1) Drop Down The Mirror
2) Throw A Stone On The Mirror
3) You Go in Front Of The Mirror & Just Smile...

10) Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor.
Actor: wat if i die?
Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It's the last scene.....

1) Baatein karke rula na dijiyega...

U chup rehke saja na dijiyega...

Na de sake Khushi,to Gam hi sahi...

Par DOST bana ke uhi bhula na dijiyega...

2) Na zindagi mili na wafa mili,na jaane kyun har khushi hamse khafa mili,jhuti muskaan liye apne gum chupate rahe,sachi dosti karne ki bhi kya khoob sajha
mili.

3) Is kadr hum zindagi ko manane nikle, Uski chahat k hum pagal dewane nikle,Jab bhi use DIL ka haal batana chaha,To uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane
nikle.

4) Jam pe jam piye ja rahe hai, kuch safar zindgi ka jiye ja rahe hai, na jane koun sa sans ho akhri, is liye har sans ke sath yaad aapko kiye ja rahe hai...

5) Khudane dost ko dost se milaya. Dosto ke liye dosti ka rista banaya. Par kehte he dosti rahegi us ki kayam jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya.

6) Chup rehte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye.humse koi ruswa na ho jaye.badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai.milne se pehle hi judaa na ho jaye..:-)

7) Jakhm itne Gehre he Izhar kya kare?
Hum khud Nishana ban gaye,Var kya kare?
Mar gaye Hum, magar Khuli Rahi Ankhe.
Ab isse Zyada unka Intezar kya kare.

8) Majburi kya thi unhone batayi to hoti,
judai ki Baat yu sunaayi na hoti..
apne kabar ki mitti bhi de dete unhe,
MERE MAUT ki khwaish jatayi to hoti..

9) Kisi k pyar me gehri chot khai hai,
wafa se pehle hi bewafai pai hai,
log to dua mangte hain is haal me marne ki,
par humne uski yadon me jine ki kasam khai hai

10) Aapki yaad jab bhi aati hai, muskrahat khud ba khud chali aati hai. Tanhaiyo me ek hee to asra hai, tum ho na paas to kya, tumhari yaaden to sath hai.
 
ROMANTIC SMS
 
Sweet is your "Nature"
Dear is your "Name"
As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.
I want nothing…
But Happiness for You.

us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u luv me, first say I luv u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.

Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai,
Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai,
Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe
Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai

When I pray I don't see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I don't see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.

If you love someone,
put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart,
because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation is the heart of true
relation

You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet.
you are like you.
and that's the reason why I love you!

Aaj is kadar raha me ishq bikhara pada hua hai,
Aaj har khusbo fiki aur gumanaam har dua hai,
Is anjan duniya me aap kaha se aa gaye koun ho aap,
Jis ne mujhe mohabbat se chhuaa hai.

Star + Moonfiltered= Romantic night.
Bird + Sky = Lovely day.
Forest + Animal = Re-freshing world.
U + Ur smile = Its beautiful.

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

You are my sweet sona,
I dont want to u khona,
plz give me your heart ka kona,
Otherwise I will start rona dhona

What I feel for you,is really true.
You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on.
Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn, to play by the rules.
Then u must forget the Rules and Play from your heart

Tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin
lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum

It feels nice when someone misses u,
feels good when someone loves u.
feels better when someone's with u.
But it feels the best when someone never 4gets u.

I've notice that being with u,
I smile a little more often,
I anger a little less quickly,
the sun shines a little brighter & life is much
sweeter.
I LOVE YOU.

Itna jaldi daaman chhod diya,
Itna chaldi vaada tod diya,
Abhi to zindagi ka sansein hai baaki,
Aur aapne abhi se YAAD karna chhod diya
 
1) Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.

2) Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

3) Wat frustrates a SARDAR?

Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

4) kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

5) Jab hota hai tera didar,

Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar

Jab hota hai tera didar,

Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar

....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.

6) We WIN
and LOSE
things
everyday.
But
trust me
on one
thing:
You
will
NEVER
lose

ME!

I will
ALWAY§
be thr.

To eat ùr head!
(",)
<II>
JL.

7) Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

8) PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..

9) A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

10) Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
 
1) Zindagi mein jeena zaroori nahi,
Jeene ka andaaz zaroori hai,
Zindagi mein chahe lakh gham ho,
Lekin chehre pe muskaan zaroori hai...

2) Sachi hai dosti aajmake dekh lo,
karke yakin mujh pe mere paas aake dekh lo.
badalta nahi kabhi sona apna rang,
chahe jitni baar marji aag me jalaake dekh lo.

3) Milna bichudna
sab ooper wale
ka khel hai,

Milna bichudna
sab ooper wale
ka khel hai,

DOSTI hi ek rishta hai jo
"NOT FOR SALE" hai...

4) Khushiyon se naraz hai meri zindagi, pyar ki mohtaj hai meri zindagi, hass lete hun logon ko dekhane ke liye, varna dard ki kitab hai meri zindagi...

5) Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye, kisi se pyar na kar khuda ke liye.. Jab lagegi ishq ki aadat ek din, tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye.

6) Requst Hai AAP SE Refuse Mat Karna Frndship Ke is Bulb Ko fuse Mat Karna Hum Dost Hai AAP KE Confuse Mat Karna HAMARI Jaga Kisi aur K liye Choose Mat karna.

7) Mohabat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi,
zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi,
agar woh ruth gaye mujhse koi meri hi khata hogi...

8) Mohabbat insan ki jarurat hai,
dil par mohabbat ki hakaumat hai,
aapke pyar ki wajha se jinda hai,
warna khuda ko hamari jarurat hai.

9) Ankho me Aakar Ruk Jate Hai Ansu, Palko pe Aakar Ruk Jate Hai Ansu. .
Dil to Karta Hai Bah Jane Du, Magar Apko Hasta Dekh Sukh Jate Hai Ansu. .

10) Aasma k tare aksar puchte hai humse,"kya tumhe aj b intzar hai uske laut ane ka"or ye dil muskura k kehta hai,"mujhe to ab tak yakin na hua uske ruth jane k
a
1) Suna hai khuda ke darbar se

kuch farishtey farar ho gaye.

kuch to vapas chale gaye

aur kuch humare yaar ho gaye..!

2) Zindagi kaha kisi ko ras ati hai,vo to pal do pal ki hi saathi hai,marna to sirf ek bahana hai,aap sabse pecha jo chudana hai.....

3) Kal fursat na mili to kya karoge,
itni mohlat na mili to kya karoge,
roz keh dete ho
kal sunege kal Sunege,
kal agar meri hi ankhe na khuli to kya karoge.

4) TUT GAYA DIL PAR ARMAN WOHI HAI, DUR REHTE HAI FIR BHI PYAR WOHI HAI, JANTE HAI KI MIL NAHI SAKTE, MAGAR IN ANKHON MAIN INTEZAR WOHI HAI.

5) Pyar toh kabhi-kabhi aankho tak rehta hai,magar dosti dil ke karib hoti hai,pyar toh chand khushiya dekar thak jata hai,magar dosti gum mein sharik hoti hai.

6) Yahi To Khubsurat Pyar Ka Nata Hai,
Jo Bina Kisi Shart Ke Jiya Jata Hai,
Rahe Duriyan Darmiya To Kya Hua,
Pyar To Harpal Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai...

7) Mulakat maut ki mehman ho gayi, Nazar ki duniya veeran ho gayi, meri saase bhi meri nahi, ye zindgi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi...

8) Aap ki yaad dil bekarar karti hai nazar talash aap sabko bar bar karti hai,Gila nahi jo door hain aapse, aap sabki toh judai bhi humsey pyaar karti hai:-)

9) Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri har khusi tere nam hogi ek baar kuch mang ke to dekh hoto pe hasi aur ye zindagi tere nam hogi.

10) Bina khwabo k bhi koi so paya hai. Bina yaadon k bhi koi kho paya hai. Dosti aapki dhadkan hai is dil ki...
Dil bhi kabhi dhadkan se juda ho paya hai..
 
 
The Great Laughter SMS
 
1)shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

2) It was Santa's weding aniversary.Preeto :Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to
celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made




3) Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me
tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota...

4) U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety. But I can't be
with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 anothe
r!

5) Definition of a Nurse
" a young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds
your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal...!

6)
To,
The A.C.P,
Police station

Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him &
encounter His USELESS mobile !


7) Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad
kia karenge,Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,YAMRAJ ke mobile se SMS kia kareng
e

8) Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,patni ke
bina ghar adhoora hai,AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.

9) Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe
ho...!!!


10)
Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT" Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre
me "SAFAI" phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI".
 
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness. .. You've got no comparisons !

Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!

God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !

5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.
Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper..... ... You can make free calls!
 
1) Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae
!

2) LIFE is a LIE, when the F is missing.
"F" is nothing but ur Friendship.
I Hope I will never be missing the "F" in my LIFE...!!

3) The miracle of FRIENDSHIP..
speaks 4m 1 heart 2 another!
It listens 4 unspoken needs!
It recognizes secret dreams.
The FRIENDSHIP understands the silent things!

4) Thought-Have the determination of a mirror wich nver los its ablty to reflect even if it is broken into 100 pics

5) Troubles are like a washing machine....
They Twist, Turn & Knock us around, but in the end we come out Cleaner, Brighter & Better than Before. GUD DAY.

6) Hope is always available to us. When we feel defeatd, we need only to take a deep breath and say, "Yes,"and hope will reappear.

7)
G-Go 2 bed
O-Off d light
O-Out of tension
D-Dreams come

N-Nice sleep
I -Ignore worry
G-Get fresh
H-Hav a nice night
T-Thank 2 GOD.
Good night....

8) Never look 4 Beauty,It will fade away1day. Never look4good Skin,it will grow old1day. But look 4a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!.. . . .

9) You are like a beautiful flower,which BLOSSOMS in all its beauty and splendour.May it spread lots of LOVE and HAPPINESS in your world.

10) Frndship is a silent gift of nature.More old,more strong.More deep,more clear.More close,more warm&Less words
more undrstanding.
 
1) Roya hai dil aankh muskurai hai, yun hi humne wafa nibhai hai, jo na ek lamha bhi humein de paye, uski khatir humne saari umar gavai hai...

2) Ashk wo bhi girane lage hain, paigam unke bhi ane lage hain, ikraar karte hain ab mohabt ka wo bhi, jab duniya chod hum jane lage hain..

3) Tere sath gujara lamha jab b yad ayega
is janam ke bad bhi tera khyal ayaga
bakshi fir zindagi rab ne
tujhi se hi dosti karne ko je chahega.

4) Ankho me ansu hain,
Pir bi labo pe muskan hai..Jeena jab har haal me hai,To haske jeene me kya nuksan hai.

5) Gam ki aahat bhi na aye tere dar par, pyar ke samndr ka tu bhi ek kinara ho. Kabhi bhul se jo tapke teri aankh se moti, thame wo jo tujhe sabse pyara ho..

6) Pyar means....... !
P= phone karna
Y= yaad karna
A= azadi khona
R= rote rahna ki kash phone aye!

7) Khusi KO dhundne SE gam milta hai,YE gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,jo dil ke sare dard baant le,aisa Pyar zindagi mein kam milta hai..

8) Kab dil teri yaad me chuur nahi hota,Kab tujse milne ko dil majbur nahi hota,Ye sach hai zindgi me Dil usi ka tutata hai jiska kasur nahi hota.

9) Parwah karo uski jo aapki parwah kare, Zindagi me jo kabhi ruswa na kare. Jaan banke utar jao uski jaan me, Jaan aap par jo apni qurban kare...l

10) Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi,khwahisho se bhara ho har pal,daman bhi chota lagne lage,itni khushiya de aapko aane wala pal...

1) Hasrat hai sirf Tumhe paane ki, aur koi khwaahish nahi is deewane ki. Shikwa mujhe unse nahi, khuda se hai, kya zarurat thi unhe itna kareeb lane ki.

2) Badalte is zamane ne sabko badal dala, usne hawa, khawab aur khayal ko badal dala, par unhein na badal saka koi, jinke liye humne apne aap ko badal dala.

3) Kuch Mithe pal yaad aate hain,Palkon par aansu chod jaate hain,Kal koi aur mile to hame na bhulna,Dosti ke rishte zindagi bhar kaam aate rehte hai

4) Haqeeqat na pooch mere fasane ki, Tere jaate hi badal gayi nazar zamane ki, Log poochte hai mai khush kyu nahi, Kya kahu aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki..

5) Insaano k kandho par insaan jaa rahe the, kafno me lipte kuch armaan ja rahe theh, jinhe mili bewafai mohabbat me, wafa ki talaash me wo shamshan ja rhe the.
.

6) Badalne wale toh har cheez badal dete hai,kamaan se nikla teer badal dete hai,tum toh mere chaar ansu na badal sake,badalne wale toh taqdeer badal dete hai.

7) Ek chingari angar se kam nhi hoti,ek saadgi singar se kam nhi hoti,yun to apni apni soch ka fark hai varna DOSTI bhi PYAR se kam nhi hoti..

8) Dilo me arju ke diye jalte rahenge.Akhon se aansu nikalte range.Tum shama banke dilo me roshani to karo.hum mom bankar yuhi pighalte raheNge

9) Mohabbat mein maine kya kuch nahi luta diya,Mohabbat mein maine kya kuch nahi luta diya, unko pasand thi roshni! Aur maine khud ko hi jala diya.....

10) Hmari muskuraht dekh kar duniya ne soocha ki hum gum se khali hai par unko kya ptta ki jis gum ke bagh me duniya rahati hai
HUM US BAGH KE MALI HAI
 
 
 
1) Har nazar ko ek nigah ka haq hai.
Har rooh ko ek aah ka haq hai.
Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain is duniya mein.
Hame bhi ek gunah ka haq hai.

2) Tanhai ko humdam ki zarurat hai,
Har zakhm ko marham ki zarurat hai
Muddat se bechain hai ji apna
Shayad ek naye gham ki zarurat hai

3) Woh bevafa nikli toh kya hua, kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha, tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla, tadapna bhi toh ussi ne sikhaya tha...

4) Tarasta hai dil teri awaz ke liye,tere mohabbath bhare chand alfaz ke liye,kardo hume fanaa apni iss ada se,tadapte hai hum teri iss saza ke liye

5) Suraj vo jo din bhar aasman ka saath de, chaand vo jo rat bhar taron ka saath de,pyar vo jo zindagi bhar saath de aur dosti vo jo har khushi aur gam me sath
de.

6) Hum jaise Dost hote nahi sbhi ke liye,Ye tohfa hai kisi kisi ke liye,Kyun jala rakhi hai shama bujha dijiye kya hum kum hain ROSHNI ke liye.

7) Wo jo karta hai takrar bahut
Dar haqiqat usse hai pyar bahut
Rishto pe shiddat kahan se aaye
Khidkiyan hai nahi deewar bahut
Uski awaaz ka jadoo kya chalta
Ehsaas kam hai jhankar bahut

8) Msg ka len den uhi chalta rahega,pyar ka silsila badta rahega,aap delete karte reh jaoge,per aapka dil or cell hamare pyar bhare sms se barta rahega.

9) Tu har pal is dil k pas hai,kya tujhe is baat ka ehsaas hai,Agar nahi to ek bar iss dil k pas akar dekh le, yeh dil tere bina kitna udaas hai....

10) Usulo par jo anch aaye to takrana zaruri hai
Gar zinda ho to zinda nazar aana zaruri hai
Bahut bebak ankho mein talluk tik nahi pata
Muhabbat mein kasish rakhne ko sharmana zaruri hai
 

1ltr = 1000 ml
1/2ltr =500ml
1/4 = 250 ml

But
But liquors
1full = 750 ml
1half = 375 ml
1quarter= 180 ml

Sala bewadon ko Sarkar bhi bewakuf banati hai.

2) GITA SAAR KATHA - Mobile nirjiv hai , Sim jiski atma , SMS woh gyan hai , jo batane se badhta hai . Ishliye , hey prani balance ka moh tyag!!!

3) SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai BATMAN Raato mei Ghoom Raha Hai & Humara DOBBERMAN "SMS" Padh Raha Hai...!!! :)

4) What is the similarity betwen "Baygon-spray" & "Body-spray" .??
If u Use Baygon spray u will die& If u Don't use Body spray othrs will Die...

5) DIYA MIRZA
D.O.B:15/10/ 80
Wght:49 kgs., height: 5'7",Color: Normal Indian
Birth place: hydrabad
Dream:Bhai banungi to sirf is msg padne vale ki.

6) U R GHONCHU...
G- Great H-Hot
O-One in a million N-Naughty
C-Cute
H-Humble
U-Unique
Zyada mat khush ho... ho to ghonchu hi...!!!!! :)

7) Palko pe apni bithaya hai apko, Badi duaon k bad paya hai apko, Asani se nahin mile aap, Africa ke ghane jungle se churaya hai aapko!!

8) Meri gali mein aana, thoda muskurana, thoda sharmana, thoda itrana aur phir zor se chilaana 'LOHA TINA SISI BOTAL PLASTIC'

KABADIWALA.

9) Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha

Fir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye

Aate gaye

fir

fir

fir

fir kya

MUJHE

ATHANNI Deni Hi Padi.

10) If ppl say u r crazy b patient, u r monkey relax, u r mad b cool, bt if they say u r smart, thappad lagana sale ko! mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai....:)

 

1) I'm not the KING bt I have A RICH heart,I'm not the BEST but I try my Best,I may not be right in everything but I'm sure I wasn't wrong in choosing u as my f
rnd

2) Lovely roses & lovely you and lovely are the things u do..
But the loveliest is the frendship of the two, one is me & the other one is U

3) Luv means 2 c sum1 wid closed eyes,2 miss sum1 in crowd,2 find sum1 in evry thought,2 live 4 sum1 but be sure dat sum1 z only ONE.

4) If "special"means lovings,caring& dear,If"special" means thoughtful too&if"special" means tender,gentle& kind,then special surely means U !

5) A Match $tick glows f('.')r few $econds, A Candle glow$ for few hour$, The $un glow$ for a day, but, "TRUE FRND$HIP " will glow forever.!

6) Leave something 4 a friend,never leave a friend 4 something,coz in life,somethings will leave u,but friends will always live wid u!

7) Sometimes in life...we tend to run so fast that we don't notice FRIENDS running with us...we only notice THEM when we fall & THEY stop to pick us up.

8) 2 GOLDEN
Phrases
of friendship:
"don't
believe the doubted
One"... &
"don't
doubt the
belived One".....!
That retains friendship for long.....

9) Life is different than teacher,
A teacher teaches lesson & then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first & then teaches the lesson.

10) Often we stand at life's crossroads &
view what we think is the END.
But then only a true frnd tells
RELAX ! Its just a
BEND & not an END...
 
1) Mahobbat mujhe thi unse itni sanam yaadon mein dil tadpta raha, mout bhi meri chaht ko rok na saki, kabr mein bi dil dhadkta raha.

2) Dil k dard ko shabdon me dhala nahi gaya,gam k ansuon ko aankho se nikala nahi gaya,us ne muje dard is liye diya, kyunki us se mera pyar sambala nahi gaya.

3) Barsne k baad Badal ghira nahi karte, Murjhane k baad Phool khila nahi karte, Doston ki ahmiat samjhni padti hai, Kyonki bichadne k baad dost mila nahi karte
.

4) Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dete hain, har mod par ek jakhm naya dete hain, Ae dost is jahan mein koi apna nahi, jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete h
ai.

5) Kal phir yahi sama hoga, Hum me se
kaun na jaane
kahan hoga.
Murjhaye phool
to mil jayenge
kitabo me,Par
bichde pyar ka
shayad hi koi nishaan hoga.

6) Jo CHIZ mang k mile wo MANNAT he,CHAAH kar mile wo CHAHAT,PAAS he wo AMANAT he,DILse mile wo REHMAT he,par AAP jaisa koi DOST mile wo KISMAT he.

7) Ajnabi galiyo se hum guzra nahi karte,Ajnabi logo se hum mila nahi karte,Ye dosti ka rishta sirf apse he,Varna itna yaad hum kisiko kiya nahi karte!

8) Kisi ko apna banane me der lag jati he.. Ek wada nibhane me der lag jati he.. pyar to pal bhar me ho jata he.par unhe bhulane me umar lag jati he.

9) Khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya, phool ne mali ko khas banaya.Chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya.

10) Woh din-din nahi,woh raat-raat nahi,woh pal-pal nahi,jis pal teri baat nahi,ki teri yaadon se maut humein alag kar sake,maut ki bhi yeh aukat nahi. ........
....

MUNNA BHAI JOKES
 
 
PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

____________ _________ _________

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

____________ _________ _________

MAMU :
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

____________ _________ _________ _

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

____________ _________ _________ __


MAMU :
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao.
MUNNA BHAI :
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU :
Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
____________ _________ _________ _

PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

____________ _________ _________

MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

____________ _________ _________ __


Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India

____________ _________ _________ __


CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

____________ _________ _______

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.

____________ _________ _______

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?
MAMU :
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI :
Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?

____________ _________ _________

MAMU :
Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

____________ _________ _________ __

CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

____________ _________ _________ __

PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu


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