Odd Humor

In addition to the items linked below that were developed by Thomas Payerle with variable degrees of input from me, I will share a couple of rather weak jokes that show my affection for word play.

Weak Jokes

Why was the DoJ worker fired for using United Parcel Service?

He was found to be UPS-trucking justice.

[Clearly this fails to work in speech because UPS is an initialism and not an acronym, i.e., pronounced U-P-S not "ups", but I still have some affection for the "joke".]


What did melon-Tarzan say to melon-Jane when she questioned his insistence on a formal, family wedding?

"I, cantaloupe."


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