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  • Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty hot girl for an
    hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. << Albert Einstein
  • The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. << Robert Frost
  • It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.  << Darrin WeinBerg
  • Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again << Pass Hours
  • Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia!  << Frank
  • Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop << Pass Hours
  • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage << Milton Berle
  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste << David Bissonette
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher << Socrates
  • Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays << Henry Youngman
  • I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years << Sam Kinison
  • I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't << Patrick Murray
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met << Rodney Dangerfield
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me << Anonymous
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her << Sacha
  • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. << Pass Hours
  • When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions << Sonick 
  •  The road to success........ is always under construction << McKerney 
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! << George
  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. << Sacha
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. << Pass Hours