An outsider's guide to


Madagascar from the outside in.

General Info 

Getting Around

Sleeping Around

Central Highlands

Music & Nightlife

Consuming Poissons

-Look! Over there, a 12-year-old  breastfeeding a baby. 

-Don’t come behind this giant baobab tree oh child…there’s a white man trying to pee. Too late. No don’t cry! Or laugh!

-Hey wow! An old French man with three teeth and a young Malagesy girl on his arm. Ain't true love cute!

-No. I don’t want to buy your whale carving. Baleine dans ton cul! (Whales in your arse!)

-AIDS? I don’t believe. Diarrhoea yes, tuberculosis, yes. But AIDS? No.