A legend in his own mind
|The only thing we learn from history .....|
..... Is we learn nothing from history
|Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity|
Everyone is entitled to my opinion (Madonna)
|It is difficult to make|
our material condition
better by the best law,
but it is easy enough
to ruin it by bad laws.
TR 23 August 1902
|What passes for woman's intuition is |
often nothing more than man's transparency.
George Jean Nathan
|A Man Without a woman......|
Is Like a Fish Without a bicycle
|By Hating Vices too Much ... They Come to Love Men Too Little|
A Cynic is an Optimist With Experience
|Definition of an Economist|
Someone Who Spends $30K to Find the Location of the Nearest Brothel
|Light Beer is Like Screwing in a Canoe....|
....Way Too Fucking Close to Water
Saint's Preserve us From People With Good Intentions
Ancient Irish Saying
|Just Because Someone Gives You a Dead Mouse, It Doesn't Mean You Have to Carry it Around for the Rest of Your Life.||Remember: Your Children Are Your Wife's Flesh and Blood, But when Push Comes to Shove You're Some Guy She Met in a Bar.|
are morally untrained spend an inordinate amount of time on their
bodies. Carry out your animal functions incidentally. Your main
attention should be given to the care and development of your reason.
For thru your reason you are able to understand nature's laws.
|We're not worse, they just got better||If we quit voting, will they all go away?|
Youth, like snow, is a problem that disappears with time
|Governments have a poor record of trying to pick winners.|
But losers have a good record of picking governments.
|Behind every great crisis lies a government policy|
Whiner Take All Philosophy
|You can't drown your sorrows...|
...they know how to swim
|I challenge you to find any revolution that has ever been led by the establishment.|
US IN IRAQ
we had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little we went insane.
Those things that are owned by the greatest number of people are the least cared for.
|Saints should always be judged guilty unless proven otherwise.|
Happy as a bullet in a barrel.
|There is crime, and there is sin...|
...the role of the state is to punish the first not the later.
|If a man is willing to kill you, he is probably willing to lie to you.|
U.N. - Ambassadors of hypocracy.
|When told it took millions of years to carve the grand canyon...|
...He remarked it must have been a government job.
|We wouldn't worry so much what people think of us if we knew how little they think.|
Let go, let god ...... NOT
|To understand the relationship between money and happiness, it helps if you don't have either.||Nobody would sacrifice everything for health, for then what good would health be?|
The sky in my world is blue.
|The distance between courage and stupidity is exactly nine millimeters||You don't pays whores to come, but to leave|
In an avalanche, no individual snowflake feels responsible
|I would rather the state confiscate|
my freedom than be forced to become
a slave of the state
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When free speech is not protected...
There is no free speech.
|I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates,|
when he said, "I drank what?"
|Politicians, like dirty diapers should be changed often and for the same reason.|
There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe
|Beer is Proof God Loves Us and Wants Us To Be Happy|
|If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.|
A Bleeding Heart Does Nothing But Ruin the Carpet
|One of the greatest delusions of the world is the HOPE that the EVILS of this world are to be CURED BY LEGISLATION. |
Thomas B. Reed 1886
|There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe in them.|
Athiests Awoke First
|If You Truly Want to Make Apple Pie From Scratch ...|
....You must First create the Universe.
First Inter-Galactic Guild House Of
The Brotherhood Of St. Cathode Of Anode
"sometimes the only way to progress is to stop."
|There is only two types of normal; ab- and sub-||A designer knows he has arrived at perfection not when there is no longer anything to add….but when there is no longer anything to take away|
Political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves [of public ignorance] for their own purpose.
|History repeats itself, the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.|
|Fundamental Truth of the Universe - The dumber the louder.|
John F. Kennedy, 25 May 1961
|Let them call me rebel, and welcome; I feel no concern from it. For I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.|
|Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign.|
John Stuart Mill
The megalomaniac differs from the narcissist by the fact that he wishes to be powerful rather than charming, and seeks to be feared rather than loved. To this type belong many lunatics and most of the great men of history.
|Bumpersticker - god please protect us from your followers.||It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.|
H. L. Mencken
Let's save the human race, let's finish off the U.S. empire.
President Hugo Chavez
|CNN, news at the speed of lies.||"There ain't nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow line and dead armadillos." Jim Hightower, a former Texas officeholder:|
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