Ocarina Hero's Actual Essays

            What your about to read are 110% real essays written by the Ocarina Hero as an assignment for his Sophomore English class. Both of which got over 93% when graded! And this English teacher is not lenient in any way, shape, or form. So what he did was write a ridiculous story that is perfectly grammatically correct, just so the teacher would give a good grade to something ridiculous!

            Below are the two assignments given, click on one to see how the Ocarina Hero responded

Write an essay about a stressful situation you've encountered when you needed someone else to give you advice as of what to do. - Sounds retarded yes but check out how I responded...

 Write an informative/persuasive speach. - With something that vague, loopholes are everywhere!