Kelli Maroney in Night of the Comet

This is Samantha Belmont,
one-third owner of
the Greater Los Angeles Basin, speaking.
You guys?
Hey, is anybody there?
And here's some other changes.
Most of you guys had finals this week?
Huh, Later.
They're history. They're canceled.
The legal drinking age is now 10.
But, you will need ID. Let's be real.
I'll be taking take requests from all you
teenage comet zombies on the...
Hit line!
That's 555-4487.

Get it?

SAMANTHA:The burden of civilization is on us, okay?
DMK:Oh, yeah. Bitching, isn't it?