"nice guys" of okcupid Archive

farewell dorks

keep fighting the good fight

(the blog’s getting taken down tonight) (you probably got that omg but i thought i should clarify)

Tagged with: 3 weeks 3 mods and 30000 followers later and it is time to say goodbye, sad violin music, god bless you all, omg i am going so overboard with this goodbye whatevs i'm sad never in internet history has there been such a gathering of such neat people

nice t-shirt dude

Tagged with: homophobia, i'm the best you'll ever have ahahahahahaha, submission

Anonymous asked you:

Although I do agree with a large amount of what you write you seem to be caught between tackling real issues (well, moderate ones) and trolling. Go one way or the other.

having fun and laughing at shitheads isn’t incompatible with tackling real issues

Anonymous asked you:

So, I check this site rather frequently, why do all the “nice guys” wear fedoras? I own a fedora, should I be concerned I might be a nice guy?

BURN THE FEDORA DON’T LET YOURSELF GET INFECTED

Anonymous asked you:

Might I ask why you’re such an incessantly hostile misandrist? For what reason do you spend so much time demonizing men, based solely on your opinions? Everything you’re complaining about in these ‘nice guys’ you are yourself guilty of. You probably won’t answer this, since I’ve not seen you post or respond to a simple logical/coherent thing thus far

and here i am continuing my trend of not responding to coherent things by posting up this nonsense

Anonymous asked you:

Can we see a picture of you?

here u go bb

Tagged with: ANONS

goodGuy

Tagged with: by good guy he means he's the hero in a novel or something, not that he's actually good, homophobia, fatphobia

Tagged with: ANONS

the people with long rants about how women suck and everyone on okcupid sucks are the best

Tagged with: this is 100% about the rant, i mean christ

i refuse to believe your self-confidence is merely “average”

Tagged with: dear future girlfriend: i am a fucking idiot, do not date me. please. i am too awful., thank you

don’t worry dude, you’re already an asshole

Tagged with: if he cares so much about women's legs you'd have thought he'd shave that grody goatee, submission, homophobia

Anonymous asked you:

why are you angry about being nice?

because i’m a tru goth who listens to evenaescene all day ~&&& UnFoLlOw Me If U CaN’t HaNdLe Me &&&~

Tagged with: ANONS

he’s genuine alright. genuinely racist!!!!!!!

Tagged with: jeez, racism, submission gracias, really tho he sucks, what are those things behind him even

let’s start this year on a positive note. the first Nice Guy of 2013 would like to inform you that we’re all going to die. ~~~~~ happy new year from niceguysofokc!!!!!! ~~~~~~

Tagged with: how can you not believe in dinosaurs, like what does that mean. how. what

i’m deeply in love with this photo

Tagged with: he's a dedicated follower of fashion, HE HAS A HALO, MAYBE HE'S LIKE A SAINT OR SOMETHING, THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

humanitarian efforts to relieve the effects of famine suspended after american “nice guy” describes the situation as “good”

what a humongous wanker

Tagged with: ewww, i guess that option is a pretty massive red flag, seriously how much of a douche do you have to be, it's not funny

how do I explain to my boyfriend that this blog isn’t just the unreasonable complaints of a neo-feminist who blames men for everything? obviously I don’t think so, but he has somehow been convinced that sexism is no longer a problem in the western world, and that neo-feminists are actually creating more issues. he listens to logic, and I need help proving to him that he’s wrong.

Anonymous

• http://www.womensmedia.com/new/Lips-Hilary-gender-wage-gap.shtml
• http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0763170.html (note the part-time wage gap is generally larger but much less commonly measured)
• http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16192494
• http://www.911rape.org/facts-quotes/statistics
• http://www.rainn.org/statistics
• http://www.shakesville.com/2010/01/feminism-101.html this has a *lot* of articles on various sexism topics that rebut common arguments against feminism that might be useful or at least interesting reading
• http://www.amptoons.com/blog/the-male-privilege-checklist/ this is a list of some examples of male privilege you might refer to

Tagged with: tw rape, feminism

so respectful of you that he thinks that he needs to invade your privacy whenever he has the chance and that his partner can’t be trusted to meet people. what a Nice Guy

Tagged with: sooooo respectful, what if he was dating someone called Privacy, that would be hilarious and ironic

~let the past be the past, except if you’ve had sex~

chivalry isn’t dead!! and neither are the horrible racist moral standards associated with it

Tagged with: CHIVALRY!!!!, I love to fish, i hope chivalry dies it's fucking stupid, racism, just realised i accidentally cut some off oh well

Anonymous asked you:

So hold on when did I say that using latin made me smart because for some strange reason I don’t remember saying that.. and are you not going to post the rest of what I wrote?

oh sorry anon i avoided posting it because it just made you look even more ridiculous but since you asked so nicely here it is

cont. Your understanding of the world as an equal place where everybody deserves their fair share is nothing more than an under investigated half-theory which is, for the most part, what someone would perhaps call an epiphenomenon of your attempt at compensating for your weakness. Get rid of your stupid fucking attitude like you’re so much better than all of these men because the fact of the matter is, you’re not. You’re just a snarky little cunt who needs a dose or three of shut the fuck up.

Tagged with: misogyny, slurs, ANONS

Anonymous asked you:

Other person has a point. Differing views, no matter how out-dated they may seem, are not necessarily bad. Just opinions. The world would be a boring place if everyone agreed on everything.

every person who attacks racism, homophobia and sexism reads what you just said and decides to call it a day because it would be boring if everyone agreed to stop being bigoted arseholes

Tagged with: ANONS, congrats

Tagged with: AGAIN it's kind of rude, rebloggable for people who asked ahh, sorry to spam your dashboards, ANONS

Tagged with: ANONS, using latin doesn't make you smart, that's not a fact at all, none of these are facts

a true friend

Tagged with: i'm working with ms paint here cut me some slack, there's a little grey bar at the side wow my bad but i don't know how to get rid of it, poetry, art, the next milton, this generation's chaucer

somebody’s bitter

Tagged with: wonder why, i can't imagine anything that could cause rejection, his profile is so great he seems so cool

That was his entire profile. Not even a single question.

the Platonic ideal of the “nice guy” right there

Tagged with: right down to business, if he says it so much it must be true right, (nope), submission

i’m giving him the opposite of a thumbs up (a thumbs down) (he sucks)

Tagged with: ewww, abuse, remember: nice guys suck, and they make sure women know it, submission

Besides, anyone who answers a few hundred questions and has not politically incorrect character flaws is lying. You might as well start a blog posting pictures of people with no politically incorrect responses to hundreds of questions and call it “Liars of OKCupid.”

Anonymous

Tagged with: rebloggable for people who asked ahh, SORRY TO SPAM YOUR DASHBOARDS

okcgoldmine:

this man is also in a phd program. cheers

pretty messed up that a Fedora ruined a nice photo of some ducks by standing in front of the camera. go away

Tagged with: rape tw, homophobia, fedoras

What’s the most hilarious and/or disturbing message you’ve gotten on okc?

i’d like to just say most of the stuff in my inbox is really nice and cool!! thank you for enjoying the blog and being nice and stuff, it’s an honour! i only publish the dumb asks because they’re the only ones i can write something vaguely interesting about, for most of the positive stuff i’d just post photos of me blushing

i also don’t publish a lot of the crap stuff. i’m saving you the horrors of things like “um being homophobic doesn’t stop you being nice!!” (yes it does, idiot. being homophobic is like THE EXACT OPPOSITE of nice)

sorry that i don’t respond to most things too (especially anon stuff, which i can’t respond to without publishing) just there’s a lot of it and time constraints and stuff. BUT if you have a problem or anything please feel free to message me! i’ll try to get round to it

ALSO i’m not worried about legal threats anymore pretty sure the worst thing that could happen is the blog gets taken down (unlikely) it’s just a bit of a pain

thanks for all the support and everything you guys are cool

Tagged with: sorry for the boring post, just a bit of CHAT WITH THE READERS, or somethign i dunno SORRY

What does “friendzone” refer to and why is it constantly used in a negative context?

Tagged with: anon question, friendzone, FAQ

A lot of your posts are weak as fuck. Expecting things like a woman to keep her legs shaved is no different than expecting a man to keep their facial hair shaved/ trimmed. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of your posts are funny and justified, but if you’re going to post material, make sure quality dictates the quantity.

Asked by Anonymous

I GET SO MANY OF THESE IT’S RIDICULOUS so I thought I’d answer one because it’s BULLSHIT and CRAP

First, the question that all these people are saying “Yes” to reads “Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved?” This isn’t just “I prefer shaved legs” or something it’s “I think women have to have shaved legs.” There’s no question about “Do men have an obligation to keep their facial hair shaved?” - it’s not something that people THINK about normally. I’m sure there are some jobs which enforce strict grooming standards for men but for women this shit is considered a necessity to be “acceptable” in society. Women who don’t shave their legs get called ugly and have their sexuality and gender called into question. Men NEVER get stuff like that, facial hair is completely normal and acceptable and in fact often considered a testament to their “manliness” or similar. Men are also pretty much never expected to shave their legs and that wouldn’t come up on a dating site; it’s only considered important for women.

It’s also a common nice guy trope to talk about how others are “shallow” and only they care about personality or whatever and their answers to this question show how crap that is and how much they accept+propagate societal ideas of what women have to be, while claiming they’re somehow acting against it and that they treat women well in contrast to most other men.

So no, the two aren’t really similar at all. Sorry!!!

Tagged with: FAQ, critically considering society is important!!!, idiot anons, so yeah stop sending me this crap, ANONS

magicpottybaby:

niceguysofokc:

never the bone zone

A biting wind whipped across the grey expanse. The Traveler drew his cloak tighter about his battered body and steeled himself against the worsening gusts. The rolling hills and sun-drenched meadows of the Friend Zone were now blurred memories. They could do nothing to comfort him now.

As he crested the next ridge of lifeless basalt, it came into view. Ten thousand spines, all sorted by size. Half a million ribs similarly organized, like a mile long xylophone. Femurs and tibias and hip bones and metatarsals, all meticulously sorted by some unknown agent.

This was what he had left his home for. What he had risked life, limb and sanity for. This was the Bone Zone, and it was laid out before him as if it had been awaiting his arrival. Descending this last gravelly slope would mark unequivocally his passage into manhood. All he had to do was collect proof that he had gone all the way, and soon he would be sitting among the Council of the Elders, debating and discussing and making weighty decisions, as he had watched his father and grandfather do. He had longed his entire life to become a man of consequence.

But he got really nervous so he just turned around and went home.

Tagged with: SORRY FOR THE REPEAT BUT I LOVED THE STORY

they’re “friendzoning” you because you’re an arsehole -.- get over it

Tagged with: -.-, homophobia, i like his wallpaper pattern or whatever it is, submission, you're also a racist

if this is a “real man” i think i’d prefer a fake one

Tagged with: submission, you're a misogynist douchebag, sorry if that sounds insensitive

he keeps that VERY private apparently

Tagged with: jealously problems i think

wrinkles nose in disapproval

Tagged with: submission gracias, girls wanted to date me but then went for the douchebag, more like he convinced himself a girl liked him but she chose someone she wanted more and he got bitter

apologies for the lack of posting recently (not that any of you should have even noticed get off the computer it’s frickin christmas) but uh

1. i’m so BUSY god damn christmas
2. also there’s a bunch of legal stuff apparently i’m in violation of a lot of copyright things (my bad) and i have a lot of emails to respond to re: that, but i’m sure it’ll be FINE

so that’s NICE isn’t that a NICE update on my life

Tagged with: also to the people reporting me you frickin SUCK what is your problem, you said these things i'm just passing the message on to people, if i go to court over this i expect you all there with banners and party hats to support me

merry christmas dorks

remember santa claus lived and died for our sins so try and have a good day yeah

Tagged with: is it christmas everywhere yet, who knows, merry christmas from britain anyway, back to regular posting once the festivity wears off (in about an hour or so)

yes you are correct my worst nightmare is not ending up with an “antifeminist soldier” bravo well done are you psychic

Tagged with: i'm laughing, also this is a worldwide blog not a US blog so your entire point is invalid, hey i figured out how to not have to post the same thing twice in a row, woohoo i'm not totally useless, anons

chivalrous to those hoe-bags

Tagged with: i wonder why you're getting nowhere, also your shirt matches your eyes??

Tagged with: tw: rape, i think i'm gonna need a separate tag for the 'hopeless romantics', tw: scary ass picture

fedorasofokc:

im not the same person as niceguysofokc for the last fricken time

Tagged with: i am laughing omg, really though people

Tagged with: doesn't like feminists, can't understand why women don't want to date him, sigh, life is a mystery what can i say

Tagged with: submission gracias, apologies for the lack of updates today sigh i am trying to tackle a history project before christmas

i was raised to treat those pathetic sluts and bitches with respect

Tagged with: okcupid, you're dumb and ur way of looking at the world is dumb goodbye

life is not a disney film

Tagged with: demands a prince charming oh no, suggested by postures, gracias

never the bone zone

Tagged with: and the answer u are looking for there is 'no', he coloured his hair like that in all his pictures?? and changed his skin tone i don't understand

when they choose answers like that it should cause their computer to explode so they can be idiots on their own time

Tagged with: or at the very least get their account suspended, also bi girls pshsh yeah right!!, tw: rape

was ur picture taken using a potato

Tagged with: also your opinion is bad and u should feel bad, what sort of quality is that this is 2012 come on man, tw: homophobia

Tagged with: rebloggable for people who asked ahh, is it annoying seeing the same thing posted twice in a row, oh well sorry not sorry punks, anons

“women don’t want me so they must be looking for someone who’ll abuse and cheat on them” yes that’s correct A+ logic well done

Tagged with: i guess there's nothing too wrong with the answer to his question, but when coupled with the rest of his profile, sighs, tw: abuse

looking suave my feminist friend

Tagged with: suggested by postures, gracias, tw: rape

Tagged with: gazes sadly into the horizon, i sold my video games for a girl and she didn't even appreciate it, tw: homophobia

Tagged with: per requests, anons

Tagged with: all these guys seem like they're parodying themselves, but they're actually genuinely like this, what is he even doing, tw: rape

either that or the obnoxious whining and homophobia but ur right it’s probably the nice thing

Tagged with: also is his picture just a small face poorly photoshopped onto an interesting background, or is he some sort of two-dimensional mountaineering dude, tw: homophobia

Tagged with: rebloggable by muchos requestos, anons, it was a cheap shot but i swung for it anyway skunk hair don't care

Tagged with: this just in: girls who like douchebags are ignorant, who knew, submission gracias

someone reported my blog to the tumblr staff and david karp liked one of my posts, i am laughing what a cool dude

Tagged with: will people stop reporting me now please, i bet the okcupid mods are laughing at u too, i bet david karp doesn't wear a fedora take notes people

they only see them for procreation

Tagged with: i'm not sure ur using the correct term there my friend, submission gracias, submission

Tagged with: sighs loudly and audibly, breaking newS: everyone a girl chooses over you is not a 'jerk', also you're an idiot, submission gracias, submission

there are three types of messages in my inbox

Tagged with: also i'm sorry if i haven't replied to your message yet!!, you can't move an inch in my inbox without getting slapped in the head by a fedora, god bless all of u sending me nice messages you guys are great

is everything ok

Tagged with: and thus my 'they all speak in code' theory is confirmed, okcupid

good grief

Tagged with: he also answered a bunch of dumb questions, but i think this is quite enough to be going on with, okcupid, submitted by amiraclethatknocksmeout, i'm also a fan of the snazzy editing

sometimes i wonder if these guys are mixing up ‘dating profile’ with ‘therapy application’

Tagged with: tw: abuse, okcupid, thanks for empathising my friend but i think ill pass, submitted by airellia, gracias

submitted by disgustinggirl

Tagged with: submission gracias, gives advice to girls to solve their relationships, is confused when he doesn't end up in a relationship with said girl, ok

Tagged with: anons

Tagged with: okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome, submission gracias

Tagged with: anons

Tagged with: ohhhh nooo, tw: rape, okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome, submission gracias

people keep reblogging posts and adding comments like ‘lol so true’

and

‘i know that feeling i too am sick of the friendzone’

and

‘gpoy!! this is literally me!’

Tagged with: i do not think you realise who u r reblogging from, if you empathise with the dudes on here then i have bad news my friend

the ‘rant’ was much longer than that btw but this was basically the gist

Tagged with: oh dear god, okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome, tw: rape, what is the matter with these people i am going to scream

Tagged with: of course ur a gentleman, Nice Guy syndrome, friendzone, okcupid

nothing says ‘nice’ like giving up being nice when you’re not personally gaining anything from it

Tagged with: okcupid, friendzone, Nice Guy syndrome

i might put up a disclaimer, that circumvents any term violation right

disclaimer: these guys are jerks and you should be happy i’m doing the world a favour here get off my damn back

disclaimer: i am all of these guys and i give myself permission to post these pictures of myself on my blog

disclaimer: go away

they might need a bit of work

Tagged with: oh well back to posting, i don't think they can do anything so it's ok, i'm not v good at brainstorming ok case and point

aw man some jerk reported me for violating okcupid’s terms of service

Tagged with: who the frick even reads the terms of service, if my blog gets deleted i'm gonna be so mad wow, why would you do that this blog hasn't even lived yet, my blog is still a child you're essentially a child killer i hope ur happy

Tagged with: god bless, submission

Petition
[ Posted Wed, 19 Dec 2012 02:32:15 ]

loucifer711:

Reblog if you want Fedorasofokc and niceguysofokc to just be funny and quit being annoying self important/self righteous skanks

yeah!!!

LET’S GET EM ASSEMBLE YOURSELVES PEOPLE everyone get your petition signing hats on

Tagged with: i'm reblogging this because i'm hilarious, no but really what does this mean??? what do you want from me

can we get some sorrowful violin music in the background please

Tagged with: who wants more of this guy!!, okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome

rolls eyes

Tagged with: okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome

people are getting more upset about my mocking of fedoras than anything else

your fedoras are very nice they are very nice fedoras please stop messaging me about your frickin fedoras

Tagged with: THAT'S not what my blog is about woW, i was lying about them being nice i bet hitler wore a fedora, ALSO I DON'T CARE about the difference between a fedora and a trilby please for the love of god stop

omg i am laughing a bunch of dudes are reblogging my posts and adding things like:

“—WARNING! Joke reinforces patriarchy.dll gender roles!—”

and

“BEEP BORP FEDORAS ARE HUMOROUS”

and

“\Also; implies female target is incompetent at using washing machine. Potential for internalized misogyny. ...PROCEED? “

and

“ERROR\HUMOR.404.\HUMOR.NOT.FOUND.”

Tagged with: s to tp, does that say something about a washing machine WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, help me

that was almost a sentence good work

Tagged with: Nice Guy syndrome, friendzone, okcupid

can you spell “victim complex”

Tagged with: okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome

i think a faq is in order

isn’t what you’re doing bullying?
no

isn’t this blog really sexist?
no

you’re wrong about something
i’m almost definitely not

that isn’t a fedora it’s a trilby
stop

your flowchart is stupid
you’re stupid

YOU FUCKING DUMB SLUT WHORE YOU’RE SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???
easy tiger

ok i think that covers everything

Tagged with: wow apologies for all the non-okcupid posts busy night ya know, faq, i'll probably add to it as i go along, i might make a real page explaining nice guys soon but tonight is not that night

Tagged with: anons

i’m gonna put a link to this in the description i think it is v much needed

Tagged with: Nice Guy syndrome, niceguytest, if i get one more message about this not being formatted correctly then i'm gonna stab myself in the kidney

????

Tagged with: Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid, oh my god do these people realise what they're typing

Tagged with: anons

and how’s that workin out for ya pal

Tagged with: i don't tell girls i like them and then complain when they friendzone me, okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome, friendzone

Tagged with: anons

Tagged with: some people requested this be rebloggable, is this how you make this rebloggable i hope so who knows, if no one reblogs this i'll feel dumb as hell, anons

sighs in exasperation

Tagged with: okcupid, do you think they just don't know what an 'obligation' is or, either way they're dumb as hell

Tagged with: anons

yes the reason people aren’t attracted to you is because you’re not an asshole you’re right well done

Tagged with: Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid, friendzone

Tagged with: anons

shakes head

Tagged with: tw: rape, i don't know if this needs a tw but just in case, okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome

FINALLY an explanation as to why women only date jerks (aka guys who aren’t him) phew i’m glad he finally worked it out i had been wondering

Tagged with: Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid, also i'm laughing omg he's holding a sword but you can't see b/c of the text

wipe-away-my-eyes:

foggychristmas:

niceguysofokc:

i hate being called an asshole for ditching a friend once i realised she wasn't gonna let me into her pants

God! It's not always about sex! sometimes you just walk away because it hurts to much to be close. Men have emotions too, they aren't sexually driven pigs dammit!

did u seriously tag this with ‘sexism’ because if i get one more guy telling me what i’m doing is sexist then i’m going to set myself on fire

Tagged with: Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid, thanks for treating our decisions with respect u really are a good guy

oh no

Tagged with: okcupid, this is my new favourite, he goes on like that for ages but these are the highlights, Nice Guy syndrome

Tagged with: anons

are u sure that’s what women want

Tagged with: i'm not even really sure what he's trying to say after that???, but i get a v nice guy vibe so, Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid

> doesn’t approach women out of “respect”

> complains that women choose douchebags and assholes

cool system

Tagged with: also a feminist haw haw haw, okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome

wow how dare that person be your friend after you offered to be there for her

Tagged with: friendzone, Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid

Tagged with: tw: rape, omfg, okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome, friendzone, someone commented on this saying 'he looks like he's about to devour that baby' and i laughed for like 10 minutes

Tagged with: Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid, friendzone, omg this guy was a frickin goldmine

omg what are you even trying to say

Tagged with: sorry i don't like putting big chunks of text on, but this was funny and couldn't rly be taken out of context, okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome, friendzone

it’s so difficult being nice to girls when they don’t even want to date me!!

Tagged with: okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome

i’m the guy of ur dreams, not those asshole douchebags you always choose, you should choose me WHY AREN’T YOU CHOOSING ME

Tagged with: Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid

i hate being called an asshole for ditching a friend once i realised she wasn’t gonna let me into her pants

Tagged with: okcupid, Nice Guy syndrome, friendzone

a personal highlight is the bolded text just to absolutely clarify how much he hates having to be friends with girls

Tagged with: friendzone, Nice Guy syndrome, okcupid

god at least try to use the right amount of dots in an ellipsis it’s three, three dots you’re one out both times my friend

Tagged with: nice guy, friendzone, okcupid, if under 'what i'm good at' all you can put is basic human decency then you must be a v bland guy

wow this one is not v happy

Tagged with: okcupid, friendzone, sexism, nice guy syndrome

Tagged with: just your standard nice guy, okcupid, friendzone, nice guy syndrome

Tagged with: dreaded friendzone omg i could not make this up, friendzone, nice guy, okcupid

Tagged with: get the prettiest girls, not the nicest girls the prettiest girls, shakes head, okcupid, friendzone, nice guy syndrome

he’s so niCE WOW

Tagged with: okcupid, nice guy syndrome

Tagged with: okcupid, friendzone, nice guys end up with some slut omg, nice guy syndrome

Tagged with: the fml was right after the being friends with girls part i just edited it really badly, okcupid, friendzone, nice guy syndrome

yes absolutely the only reason girls won’t date you is because how unwaveringly nice you are you have hit the nail on the head there my friend

Tagged with: nice guy, homophobia, friendzone, okcupid

yes that will definitely solve your issue good work A+ solution!!

Tagged with: okcupid, nice guy, friendzone

Tagged with: okcupid, nice guys, friendzone

Tagged with: yeah, way too many friends it fucking sucks, okcupid, friendzone

mention the friend zone more on your dating profile please it’s getting me so hot w wo w

Tagged with: friendzone, nice guy, okcupid

Tagged with: nice guy, okcupid, friendzone, always choose the asshole