Presents...
why are you here? this page is dumb. Quick, click somewhere else and get out of here,
 cuz seriously, this page is really dumb.  

aka "The Incorrigible Crustacean Page!" 

03/22/06 Wow, talk about useless. Stirring some soup. (1.6mb)

 

Jeff sez: "what the f**k?"

 

 

 

 

 

So there's this old guy who stands in front of the State Street Old Navy store in Chicago and  spouts homophobic nonsense .He talks about smokers and drinkers too. You sort of have to build up to the homophobia.  Press Play.

 

Were you looking for the hit song Heavy Rain v4, by

 OUR NEW ROBOT MASTERS? Then go here!

Otherwise you might be puzzled, as below:

Famous  Architect Louis Khan never anticipated the use of his masterpiece Salk Institute building as a backdrop for a completely baffling and frankly embarrassing picture of this web page's author.

Here is a commercial that is fake. I made it. It is NOT funny.