moose-cense: you can't get this shit just anywhere
Pure, unadulterated, sun-dried Montana moose poop. Burns like incense, smells like willow. No kidding.
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It is never too late to grace the homes of your friends and family with the aroma of Moosecense. It really does smell good.
On that note: folks have been asking how come moose poop doesn't smell like crap, and all we can say is, it really doesn't look like crap either. If you crush up a piece of dried moose poop, what you are left with looks remarkably like sawdust. We don't know what they do with the stinky stuff. Just another moose mystery. Smelling is believing.
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