merchandise

Clam Stuff

Yes, we have stuff to sell now! There’s a nifty website we have now that sells shirts, mugs, bumper stickers, hats... All sorts of stuff. You can even get a license plate frame or a big Clam poster! (Most of the shirts have stuff on both sides. Pretty cool, eh?)

All you have to do is click HERE and start shopping! (This link will, by the way, take you out of this website. To get back here, click on the logo at the top of the shopping page.)

Below are samples of just a few of the myriad goodies we have for sale...


Get All Sorts of Smokin' Clams Junk Here! This is the official (and only) place to buy all this neat band stuff. Enjoy! (Please note - for every item you purchase, the Clams get a nice shiny penny. We're not in this for profit, you see...)

Apparel    Back to Top

Smokin' Clams Fan Club "Value" T-Shirt
Smokin' Clams Fan Club "Value" T-Shirt
$9.00
Clams Women's Tank Top, pictures on both sides
Clams Women's Tank Top, pictures on both sides
$15.00
Smokin' Clams Ringer T-shirt, images on both sides
Smokin' Clams Ringer T-shirt, images on both sides
$17.00
Smokin' Clams Men's Sleeveless Tee
Smokin' Clams Men's Sleeveless Tee
$15.00
Smokin' Clams Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Smokin' Clams Organic Cotton T-Shirt
$17.00
Smokin' Clams Fitted T-Shirt, images on both sides
Smokin' Clams Fitted T-Shirt, images on both sides
$16.00
Smokin' Clams Jersey, designs on both sides
Smokin' Clams Jersey, designs on both sides
$17.00
Smokin' Clams White T-Shirt
Smokin' Clams White T-Shirt
$14.00
Smokin' Clams Long Sleeve T-Shirt, 2-sided
Smokin' Clams Long Sleeve T-Shirt, 2-sided
$19.00
Clams Women's T-Shirt, printed on both sides
Clams Women's T-Shirt, printed on both sides
$14.00
Smokin' Clams Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Smokin' Clams Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$17.00
Clams Hooded Sweatshirt, images on both sides
Clams Hooded Sweatshirt, images on both sides
$25.00
Smokin' Clams Sweatshirt, images on both sides
Smokin' Clams Sweatshirt, images on both sides
$21.00
Smokin' Clams Boxer Shorts
Smokin' Clams Boxer Shorts
$13.00
Smokin' Clam Thong
Smokin' Clam Thong
$8.00
Smokin' Clams Camisole
Smokin' Clams Camisole
$16.00
Housewares    Back to Top

Large Clam Juice Mug
Large Clam Juice Mug
$12.00
Smokin' Clams Mug
Smokin' Clams Mug
$11.00
Smokin' Clams Stein
Smokin' Clams Stein
$14.00
Smokin' Clams Wall Clock
Smokin' Clams Wall Clock
$11.00
Hats & Bags    Back to Top

Nifty Smokin' Clams Black Cap
Nifty Smokin' Clams Black Cap
$14.00
Smokin' Clams Trucker Hat
Smokin' Clams Trucker Hat
$11.00
Tote Bag
Tote Bag
$13.00
Stickers, Buttons & Magnets    Back to Top

Smokin' Clams Oval Sticker Thing
Smokin' Clams Oval Sticker Thing
$2.50
Smokin' Clams Rectangular Sticker
Smokin' Clams Rectangular Sticker
$2.50
Smokin' Clams Very Own Bumper Sticker
Smokin' Clams Very Own Bumper Sticker
$3.00
Smokin' Clams License Plate Frame
Smokin' Clams License Plate Frame
$10.00
Posters, Prints and More!    Back to Top

Smokin' Clams Large Poster
Smokin' Clams Large Poster
$18.00
Smokin' Clams Small Poster
Smokin' Clams Small Poster
$14.00