Mole Day Jokes

  Mole Jokes:

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Watermolens

Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled

Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses

Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
A: Oil of Molay

Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock 'N' Mole

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite Native American tribe?
A: The Molehawks

Jokes From:  http://www.moleday.org/htdocs/mole_jokes.html

 
Mole (More) Mol Jokes
 

Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?

A: By e-mole!
 

Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?

A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!
 

Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?

A: Marsh-mole-ows!
 

Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?

A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
 

Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?

A: The mole the merrier!
 

Q: What are mammoles?

A: Four-legged animoles!
 

Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?

A: One of his molars.
 

Q: What did one mole say to the other?

A: We make great chemistry together.
 

Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?

A: Mole-tiple choice.

Jokes from:  http://metevil.tripod.com/moleday/jokes.htm

 
 
 
 

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