FILM REVIEW - FURIOUS 7
It's a hot dog. You can make a sandwich out of it, but it's a hot dog with a hot dog bun. If I catch someone eating turkey or bologna with a hot dog bun, I will slap the shit out of them. You're breaking the rules. It's not right." - Tyrese Gibson
The universe is turning 2014 soon, so naturally we want to reminisce about all the sights, sounds, and wonders it gave us this past year. Then perhaps we can put aside our differences and look towards a whole new future of art striving to the perfection of a 5 star review.
We will miss you
"James Franco is a Method actor. I respect Method actors, but he never snapped out of character. Whenever we'd have to get in the ring for boxing scenes, and even during practice, the dude was full-on hitting me. I can say, hands down, 'Annapolis' is the most challenging film I've ever taken on."
In other words, Furious 6 is goddamned spectacular.
Dear people of the world, I come to you again for a second time, hand in hand unworthy of giving this message of truth. In this one short life we have, we make choices that define us, these choices not only impact ourselves but everyone around us. As a wise man once said "You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." I understand, the road is long and times are tough, but we can all pull together and....... WAIT, DISREGARD EVERYTHING I JUST SAID, HAPPY DAYS ARE BACK AGAIN!
Congratulations film reviewer Wesley Morris. You already won a Pulitzer Prize for talking about how awesome Fast Five was (dead serious, look it up). Now you have won an even more prestigious award for your praising. Here is a link to his award-winning admiration of Fast Five.
Thats how we roll! We roll like this!