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FILM REVIEW - FURIOUS 7

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Furious 7 will do something no other Fast movie has done so far. It will make you want to cry. 
It will also give you everything else you hoped for, like another media blitz by the greatest philosopher of our generation. 

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It's a hot dog. You can make a sandwich out of it, but it's a hot dog with a hot dog bun. If I catch someone eating turkey or bologna with a hot dog bun, I will slap the shit out of them. You're breaking the rules. It's not right." - Tyrese Gibson

 


2013: Year End Awards

The universe is turning 2014 soon, so naturally we want to reminisce about all the sights, sounds, and wonders it gave us this past year. Then perhaps we can put aside our differences and look towards a whole new future of art striving to the perfection of a 5 star review.









We will miss you
12/2/2013


In the immortal words of Tyrese,
"James Franco is a Method actor. I respect Method actors, but he never snapped out of character. Whenever we'd have to get in the ring for boxing scenes, and even during practice, the dude was full-on hitting me. I can say, hands down, 'Annapolis' is the most challenging film I've ever taken on."

In other words, Furious 6 is goddamned spectacular. 

Dear Fellow Humans: I know what you are thinking, because I was thinking the same thing. Hey why doesn't this site have a cool logo animation that would play in the opening of a movie or video game?


Film Review: Jurassic Park 3D

Five Stars: The world was just lucky the raptors didn't figure out how to genetically engineer Robert Muldoons.

Dear
 people of the world, I come to you again for a second time, hand in hand unworthy of giving this message of truth. In this one short life we have, we make choices that define us, these choices not only impact ourselves but everyone around us. As a wise man once said "You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." I understand, the road is long and times are tough, but we can all pull together and....... WAIT, DISREGARD EVERYTHING I JUST SAID, HAPPY DAYS ARE BACK AGAIN!

THE FAST SIX AND THE FURIOUS TRAILER!

then to keep you in the mood you can listen to this.

This music video also deserves a quick review. They are so stoked to be on that boat with the girls. Then one of the girls takes one inside, then they dance on a beach with amazing choreography that I like to think they came up the spot.

WESLEY MORRIS WINS MISSION IN-FREAKING-SANITY AWARD FOR JOURNALISM

Congratulations film reviewer Wesley Morris. You already won a Pulitzer Prize for talking about how awesome Fast Five was (dead serious, look it up). Now you have won an even more prestigious award for your praising. Here is a link to his award-winning admiration of Fast Five.  




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