Horse jokes, rymes, riddles and more


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Did you know that there was once a race horse called hoof hearted? You may think that hoof hearted is a nomal name but if  you say it quickly then you shall see why it's so funny! (When commentaters talk about the horses during the race they say their name really quickly.)

What is a clysdale's favorite music?

Answer: Heavy metal!!!!!

Heres a cool poem:

1 1 was a race horse,

2 2 was 1 2,

1 1 1 1 race,

2 2 1 1 2.

A cowboy rode into town on Thursday,
Stayed 3 days and rode out on Thursday.
How is this possible?

Answer: His horse's name was Thursday!!!!


Why did the jockey take some hay to bed?

Answer: Because he wanted to feed his nightmares.