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PABG: Pack a Big Gun

PAW: Parents Are Watching

PBD; Programmer Brain Damage

PBM: Play by Mail (Games)

PBUH: Peace Be Upon Him

PCB: Please Call Back

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PCMCIA: Personal Computer Memory Card International Association

PCO: Please Carry On

PCYLIHOONL: Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left

PD: Public Domain

PDA: Public Display of Affection

PDE: Puppy Dog Eyed

PDN: Public Data Network

PDQ: Pretty Damn Quick

PDS: Please Don't Shoot

PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

PEST: Please Excuse Slow Typing

PF&HOMW: Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall

PFM: Pure F…’ing Magic

PFT: Pause for Thought

PG: Pretty Good

PGP: Pretty Good Privacy

PGY: Post Graduate Year

PHA: Perfectly Hopeless Ass

PHB: Pointy Haired Boss

PHD: Piled Higher and Deeper

PHD: Push Here Dummy

PICNIC: Problem in Chair, Not In Computer

PIMP: Pee in My Pants

PITA: Pain in the Ass

PITBY: Put It in Their Back Yard

PITFU: Pick It the F… Up

PKB: Pot, Kettle, Black

PLBKAC: Problem Lies between Keyboard And Chair

PLMK: Please Let Me Know

PLMKO: Please Let Me Know, Ok

PLOKTA: Press Lots of Keys to Abort

PLS: Please

PLUR: Peace Love Unity Respect

PM: Personal Message

PM: Private Mail

PM: Private Message

PMBI: Pardon My Butting In

PMETC: Pardon Me Etc

PMF: Pardon My French or Pure Freaking Magic.
PMFBI: Pardon Me for Butting In

PMFJI: Pardon Me for Jumping In

PMFJIH: Pardon Me for Jumping In Here

PMIGBOM: Put Mind in Gear, Before Opening Mouth

PMJI: Pardon My Jumping In

PML: Pissing Myself Laughing

PMP: Peed My Pants

PMP: Peeing My Pants

PMS: Pretty Much Sucks

PMSL: Pissing Myself Laughing

PMYMHMMFSWGAD: Pardon Me; You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives a Damn

PMYMHMMFSWGAS: Pardon Me; You Must Have Mistaken Me or Someone Who Gives a Shit

PNCAH: Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
POAHF: Put On a Happy Face

POC: Peeping Other Chatters

POC: Prisoner of Chat

POD: Piece of Data

POETS: Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday

POETS: Piss on Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday

POITS: Piss on It Tomorrow's Saturday

POM: Phase of the Moon

POP: Point Of Presence

POP: Post Office Protocol

POQ: Piss Off Quickly

POQADCB: Piss Off Quickly and Don't Come Back

POS: Parent over Shoulder

POS: Person over Shoulder

POS: Piece of Shit

POS: Point Of Sale

POSSLQ: Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters

POTC: Peck on the Cheek

POV: Point of View

PPL: People

PPN: Programmer Project Number

PPP: Pee Poor Protoplasm

PPP: Petty Pet Peeve

PPP: Point to Point Protocol

PPPP: Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position

PPPPPT: Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together

PPTSPAHS: Please Pass the Salt, Pepper and Hot Sauce

PRW: Parents R Watching

PS: Photoshop

PS: Pit Stop

PS: Post Scriptum

PS: Postscript

PT: Physical Training

PTB: Powers That Be

PTL: Praise the Lord

PTM: Please Tell Me

PTMM: Please Tell Me More

PTO: Patent and Trademark Office

PTO: Please Turn Over

PW: Pathetic Wanker

PW: Pow-Wow

PYS: Pack Your Stuff

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Q

Q&A: Questions & Answers

QDPSH: Quick and Dirty Pearl Solution Hacker

QDSM: Quick and Dirty Solution Manager

QED: Quite Easily Done

QED: Quod Erat Demonstration

QRT: Quit Receiving/Transmitting

QSL: Reply

QSO: Conversation

QT: Cutie

QT: Quiet

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R

R: Are

RA: Research Assistant

RA: Resident Assistant

RAEBNC: Read and Enjoyed, But No Comment

RAK: Random Act of Kindness

RAW Rules as Written

RBS: Really Big Screen

RD: Registered Dietitian

RE: Regarding

REMF: Rear Echelon Mother F…’er

RFC: Request for Comments

RFD: Request for Discussion

RFI: Request for Information

RFT: Request for Thinking

RGDS: Regards

RHIP: Rank Has Its Privileges

RIP: Rest in Peace

RL: Real Life

RLCO: Real Life Conference

RMA: Return Merchandise Authorization

RNA: Ring, No Answer

ROFFNAR: Rolling On the Floor for No Apparent Reason

ROFL: Rolling On the Floor Laughing

ROFLABAOTP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Barfing All Over the Place

ROFLAHMS: Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Holding My Sides

ROFLAHMSL: Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Holding My Sides Laughing

ROFLASC: Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat

ROFLASTC: Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat

ROFLBSAOTP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over the Place

ROFLBTC: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting the Carpet

ROFLBTCUTS: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting the Carpet Unable To Stop

ROFLGO: Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out

ROFLGO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out

ROFLHOLCBF: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers

ROFLHOLCCF: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur

ROFLHOLCDF: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur

ROFLMAO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My ASCII Off

ROFLMAO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROFLMAOAPMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off and Peeing My Pants

ROFLMAOAY: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You

ROFLMAOOL: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud

ROFLMAOPIMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Peeing In My Pants

ROFLMAOWPIMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants

ROFLMAOWTIME: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears in My Eyes

ROFLMBO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off

ROFLMHO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off

ROFLOL: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROFLOLPIMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants

ROFLOLVH: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard

ROFLOLWS: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping

ROFLSHIPMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

ROFLSTC: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring the Cat

ROFLSTCIIHO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring the Cat If I Had One

ROFLTC: Rolling On the Floor Licking the Glue

ROFLUTS: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak

ROFLWMK: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers

ROFPML: Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing

ROFTTPOF: Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames

ROTBA: Reality on the Blink Again

ROTF: Rolling On the Floor

ROTFFNAR: Rolling On the Floor for No Apparent Reason

ROTFL: Rolling On the Floor Laughing

ROTFLABAOTP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Barfing All Over the Place

ROTFLACGU: Rolling On the Floor and Can't Get Up

ROTFLAHMS: Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Holding My Sides

ROTFLAPMP: Rolling On the Floor and Peeing My Pants

ROTFLASTC: Rolling On the Floor and Scaring the Cat

ROTFLASTC: Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat

ROTFLBSAOTP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over the Place

ROTFLBTC: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting the Carpet

ROTFLBTCASTC: Rolling On the Floor Biting the Carpet and Scaring The Cat

ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO: Rolling On the Floor Biting the Carpet and Scaring The Cat If I Had One

ROTFLBTCUTS: Rolling On the Floor Biting the Carpet Unable To Stop

ROTFLBTCUTS: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting the Carpet Unable To Stop

ROTFLGO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out

ROTFLHOLCBF: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers

ROTFLHOLCCF: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur

ROTFLHOLCDF: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur

ROTFLMAAOBPO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass and Other Body Parts Off

ROTFLMAO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROTFLMAOAPMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off and Peeing My Pants

ROTFLMAOAY: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You

ROTFLMAOPIMP: Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass off Peeing In My Pants

ROTFLMAOWPIMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants

ROTFLMAOWTIME: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears in My Eyes

ROTFLMBO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off

ROTFLMHO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off

ROTFLMTO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Tail Off

ROTFLOL: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTFLOLPIMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants

ROTFLOLWS: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping

ROTFLSHIPMP: Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

ROTFLSTC: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring the Cat

ROTFLSTCIIHO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring the Cat If I Had One

ROTFLTC: Rolling On the Floor Licking the Glue

ROTFLUTS: Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak

ROTM: Right on the Money

RPG: Really Pathetic Gamer

RPG: Rocket Propelled Grenade

RPG: Role Playing Game

RPG: Role Playing Games

RRQ: Return Receipt Request
RSN: Real Soon Now

RSVP: Please reply
RT: Real Time

RTBM: Read the Bloody Manual
RTD: Read the Documentation

RTFAQ: Read the FAQ

RTFF: Read the Fine FAQ

RTFF: Read the Freaking FAQ
RTFF: Read the F…’ing FAQ

RTFFAQ: Read the F…’ing FAQ

RTFI: Read the F…… Instructions

RTFM: Read the Fine Manual

RTFM: Read the F…’ing Manual

RTFM: Read the F…’ing Message

RTFMS: Read the F…’ing Manual, Sir

RTFQ: Read the F…’ing Question

RTFS: Read the F…’ing Source

RTFS: Read the F…’ing Standard

RTI: Real Time Interruption

RTM: Read the Manual

RTM: Read the Message

RTS: Read the Screen

RTSM: Read the Stupid Manual

RTSM: Read the Stupid Message

RTWFQ: Read the Whole Frigging Question
RUMF: Are You Male or Female

RUMOF: Are You Male or Female

RUOK: Are You OK

R U THERE: Are you there?
RWT: Repeat Whole Thing

RYFM: Read Your Friendly Manual
RYFM: Read Your F…’ing Manual

RYS: Read Your Screen