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A/S: Age/Sex

A/S/L: Age/Sex/Location

AA: Adios Amigo

AA: Alcoholics Anonymous

AAAAA: American Association against Acronym Abuse

AAMOF: As A Matter Of Fact

AATK: Always At the Keyboard

ABCD: Any Bozo Can Do

ABT: About

ACD: Alt Control Delete

ACK: Acknowledge

ACK: Acknowledged

ACRONYM: A word formed from the initials or parts of several words;

                      Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning

AND: Any Day Now

AFAIAA: As Far As I Am Aware

AFAIC: As Far as I'm Concerned

AFAICS: As Far As I Can See

AFAICT: As Far As I Can Tell

AFAIK: As Far As I Know

AFAIR: As Far As I Recall

AFAIR: As Far As I Remember

AFAIUI: As Far As I Understand It

AFAYC: As Far As You're Concerned

AFAYK: As Far As You Know

AFB: Away From Brain

AFC: Away From Computer

AFCPS: Any Fool Can Plainly See

AFDA: A Few Days Ago

AFDB: A Few Days Back

AFK: Away From Keyboard

AFTP: Anonymous File Transfer Protocol

AFU: All Fucked Up

AI: As If

AICMFP: And I Claim My Five Pounds

AIH: As It Happens

AIIC: As If I Care

AIR: As I Recall

AIR: As I Remember

AIS: As I Said

AISB: As I Said Before

AISI: As I See It

AIUI: As I Understand It

AIW: As It Was

AIW: As It Were

AKA: Also Known As

ALA: As Long As

ALAP: As Late As Possible

AMAP: As Many As Possible

AMAP: As Much As Possible

AMD: Air Movement Device

AMF: Adios Mother Fucker

AMF: Adios My Friend

AMF: All My Fault

AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

AML: All My Love

ANFAWFOS: And Now For a Word from Our Sponsors

ANFSCD: And Now For Something Completely Different

ANSI: American National Standards Institute

AOL: America On a Leash; America On-Line; Army Of Lamers

APAC: All Praise And Credit

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

ARE: Acronym-Rich Environment

ASAFP: As soon as F…… Possible

ASAP: As Soon As Possible

ASCII: American Standard Code for Information Interchange

ASF: And So Forth

ASL: Age/Sex/Location

ASO: And So On

ATB: All the Best

ATLA: Another Three Letter Acronym

ATM: At The Moment

ATM: Automatic Teller Machine

ATSL: Along The Same Line

ATTN: Attention

ATTYOB: Anything That Turns You On Baby

AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

AWCIGO: And Where Can I Get One

AWGTHTGTATA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again

AWGTHTGTTA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWHFY: Are We Having Fun Yet

AWOL: Absent Without Leave

AWS: As We Speak

AWTTW: Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWYR: Awaiting Your Reply

AYBABTU: All Your Base Are Belong To Us

AYCOOYM: Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind

AYF: All Your Fault

AYK: As You Know

AYOR:At Your Own Risk

AYPI: And Your Point Is

AYT: Are You There


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B/C: Because

B4: Before

B4N: Bye For Now

BAB: Build A Bridge

BAC: Back At Computer

BAC: By Any Chance

BAD: Bad As Designed

BAF: Brain Already Fried

BAIC: Boy, Am I Confused

BAK: Back At Keyboard

BAMF: Bad Assed Mother Fucker

BANANA: Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody

BAS Big::Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

BB: Be Back

BBFN: Bye-Bye For Now

BBIAB: Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF: Be Back In a Few

BBL: Be Back Later

BBN: Bye-Bye Now

BBR: Burnt Beyond Repair

BBS: Be Back Soon

BBS: Bulletin Board System

BBSL: Be Back Sooner or Later

BBW: Big Beautiful Women

BC: Basket Case

BC: Because

BCC: Blind Carbon Copy

BCNU: Be Seeing You

BEG: Big Evil Grin

BF: Boyfriend

BFBI: Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance

BFD: Big F…… Deal

BFFL: Best Friends for Life

BFG: Big Fat Grin

BFG: Big Friendly Giant

BFG: Big F…… Grin

BFG: Big F…… Gun

BFH: Big F…… Hammer

BFI: Brute Force and Ignorance

BFI: Bunch of F…… Idiots

BFM: Big Fucking Magic

BFMI: Brute Force and Massive Ignorance

BFN: Bye for Now

BFOG: Blouse Full of Goodies

BG: Big Grin

BGUTI: Better Get Used To It

BH: Better Half

BHB: Big Hairy Bollocks

BIBO: Beer In, Beer Out

BIC: Back In Character

BIC: Best in Class

BICBW: But I Could Be Wrong

BIF: Before I Forget
Brother In Law

BIO: Going for BIO break (washroom break)
BION: Believe It Or Not

BIOYA: Blow It out Your Ass

BIOYIOP: Blow It out Your I/O Port

BITD: Beaten It to Death

BK: Because

BKA: Better Known As

BKAM: Between Keyboard And Monitor

BLT: Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato

BLTN: Better Late Than Never

BM: Bite Me

BMB: Bite My Butt

BMF: Bad Mother F…..

BMOC: Big Man on Campus

BMTIPG: Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters

BMW: Big Money Wasted

BMW: Bikes Made Wonderful

BMW: Bought My Wife

BNF: Big Name Fan

BNI: Batteries Not Included

BOC: But Of Course

BOF: Birds of a Feather

BOF: Boring Old Fart

BOFH: Bastard Operator from Hell

BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

BOL: Best Of Luck

BOOMFM: Bored Out Of My F…… Mind

BOOYFM: Bored Out Of Your F…… Mind

BOS: Big Orange Switch

BOT; Back On Topic

BOTE: Back of the Envelope

BOTEC: Back of the Envelope Calculation

BRB: Be Right Back

BRBDGA: Be Right Back, Don't Go Away

BRBGTGP: Be Right Back Got To Go Pee

BRGDS: Best Regards

BRS: Big Red Switch

BS: Big Smile

BS: Bull Shit

BSEG: Big Shit Eating Grin

BSF: But Seriously Folks

BSG: Big Smiling Grin or Broad Sweeping Generalization

BSOD: Blue Screen of Death

BSOM: Beats the Shit Out of Me

BST: But Seriously Though

BTA: But Then Again

BTAICBW: But Then Again I Could Be Wrong

BTAIM: Be That As It May

BTC: Biting the Carpet

BTDT: Been There Done That

BTDTGTS: Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt

BTDTGTTS: Been There, Done That, Got the T-Shirt

BTFT: Been There Fixed That

BTHOM: Beats the Hell Outta Me

BTK: Back To Keyboard

BTLSOM: Beats The Living Shit Out Of Me

BTOBD: Be There Or Be Dead

BTSOOM: Beats the Shit Out Of Me

BTU; Back To You

BTW: By The Way

BTWBO; Be There With Bells On

BUAF: Butt Ugly ASCII Font

BUAG: Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic

BUGS: Bloody User Generated Symptoms

BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

BWDIK: But What Do I Know

BWFH: Bastard Webmaster from Hell

BWK: Big Wet Kiss

BWL: Bursting With Laughter

BWQ: Buzz Word Quotient

BYKT: But You Knew That

BYKTA: But You Knew That Already

BYOB: Bring Your Own Booze

BYOB: Bring Your Own Bottle

BYORL: Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher


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C: Cool

C&G: Chuckle and Grin

C/O: In Care Of

C4N: Ciao For Now

CADET: Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try

CANFU: Combined Army-Navy Fuckup

CAPTCHA: Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart

CATCH: Come Again, That Can't Help

CAUL: Complete and Utter Laziness

CB: Call Back

CBA: Can't Be Arsed

CBL: Come Back Later

CC: Carbon Copy

CCOC: Crosley Car Owners Club

CD: Compact Disc

CD-ROM: Compact Disc - Read Only Memory

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

CE: Creative Editing

CF: Cluster F…; or Charlie Foxtrot

CFD: Call for Discussion

CFV: Call for Votes

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap on Long Extended Trips

CIC: Christ, I'm Confused

CICO: Coffee In, Coffee Out

CID: Crying In Disgrace

CIO: Cut It Out

CIS: CompuServe Information System

CLAB: Crying Like a Baby

CLI: Command Line Interface

CLM: Career Limiting Move

CLOAKA: Canonical List of All Known Acronyms

CMIIW: Correct Me If I'm Wrong

CNG: Chuckle and Grin

CNP: Continued in Next Post

CO: Conference

COB: Close of Business

COBOL: Common Business-Oriented Language

COBOL: Compiles Only By Odd Luck

COBOL: Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language

COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic

COD: Cash on Delivery

COI: Come On In

COO: Come On Over

COTFL: Crawling On the Floor Laughing

COTFLGOHAHA: Crawling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having a Heart Attack

CP: Chat Post

CP: Copy Protection

CPF: Can Pigs Fly

CRAFT: Can't Remember a Fucking Thing

CRBT: Crying Real Big Tears

CRPG: Character Role Playing Game

CRPG: Computer Role Playing Game

CRS: Can't Remember Shit

CS: Cop Shop

CSG: Chuckle Snicker Grin

CSS: Can't Stop Smiling

CSS: Cascading Style Sheet

CSW: Can't See Why

CSY: Can't Stop Yawning

CTTD: Cute Things They Do

CTTS: Cute Things They Say

CU: See You

CU2: See You, Too

CUA: Common User Access

CUA: Commonly Used Acronym

CUIAL: See You in another Life

CUIC: See You in Church

CUL: Catch You Later

CUL: See You Later

CUL8R: See You Later

CUL8TR: See You Later

CUS: See You Soon

CW: Complete Wank

CW: Current Weight

CWYL: Chat with You Later

CYA: Cover Your Ass

CYA: See You

CYAL8R: See You All Later

CYL: See You Later

CYM: Check Your Mail

CYPUWIPD: Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down