MEGATARDIS

Anywhere in time and space for £1 (plus 50p booking fee). 

Are you stuck on early-21st century Earth?

 Can't afford to traverse the galaxies or hop from one time period to another? 

Then why not use the MegaTardis. 

Trips spanning thousand of light years and millennia are available from as little as £1 each way (plus a booking fee). 

From the boiling vortex of the Agellan Nebula, to the ancient desecrated halls of Gallifrey to the Milliways Restaurant, located along the timeline at the very end of the universe.

And while the MegaTardis may look cramped, we use ex-Time Lord technology to provide enough space for all our passengers, whatever your species.

Naturally, we can't keep all prices at £1 so do try to book as far in advance as you can. If that's a problem, then just go back in time and book in advance from then.

 

Now booking:

London 1599 - New New York 5,000,000,023 - £1

Cardiff 2007 - Utopia 50,000,000,000,000 - £2

London 2007 - Wherever it is that Steven Moffat wins another Hugo for "Blink" 2009 - £1