Are you a hypnotist??

I'm going to snap my fingers, and then you're going to click on the link to home.  Ready?


Home
TheFundamentalThingsApply
TheSkyIsCaliforniaBlue
IPutYourPictureAway
'TwasAMomentLikeThis
MustBeSomeKindOfWayOutOfHere
RoamIfYouWantTo(DoSo)
JustLikeHoney
AnglesOfTheSilences
EverythingZen
WhatUsefulToolsOurselves
MustBeTheCloudsInMyEyes
TheFourthElement
AllMyInstinctsTheyReturn
HalfwayBetweenGutterAndStars
TwinPeaks
ItIsAllYourFault
DoesNotAmeliorateBoogieFever
HeavenOnEarthWithAnOnionSlice
YouDidntHaveToBeSoNice
BraingamesIsNowOver
BizarreTreeTriangle
LizardGaGa
He'sAColdHeartedSnake
WalkOnTheWild*Side
EverythingFallsApart
ILikeToDreamYes
YouBetterThinkLoudly
TheLieBecomesTheTruth
TheGreatGatsbyWASGreat
OhNo,SpaceMonkeys!
Y.O.U.AreMakingThisHard
What'sUp?
I'veGotTheBrainsYou'veGotTheLooks
BeepBeep!
PleaseDontTakeMeHome
SubtleInnuendoFollows
TakeLadderStealStarsFromSky
ButITry...ITry
EveryLittleThingYouDoIsTragic
FunnyHowTheseThingsComeAbout
You&Me&BottleMakes~3
LikeAGypsyKingToots
SlowLikeHoneyHeavyWithDew
MassiveAndManiacal
DoctorZhivagoDoesNotLikeIt
NeverCeasingToAmazeOnARegularBasis
MucusOnTheGrindstone (ew!)
Fisticuffs_ARE_ASweetScience
JusticeIsAlsoBlind
Fifty-Four Forty or Fight
ThePatronSaintOfImperfection
ByTheHammerOfThor!
IGotTheFeverButYouGotTheCure
'Wick'N'An SoundsLessFunny
TheyDontKnowThatTheyreUgly
GrowsDespiteCementHoles
YouAskYouLearnYouLiveYouLearn
NeverKnowingWhoToClingTo
DontForgetToMopUpTheMess
NoDiscreteAmountOfComfort
ThisIsAMansWorld
SheGotTheMoonInHerEyes
PHI-ladelphiaFever
StormOnTheLoose,SirensInMyHead
IfYouWantToCallMeBaby
Didn'tIDidn'tIDidn'tISeeYouCryin
Mission:Improbable
LostIn"tRNAslation"
CandyGirl
NaturalAnthem
Autumn'sSweetWeCallItFall
AllThePromisesWeMake
GrowingInNumbersGrowingInPeace
BurningOutHisFuseUpHereAlone
HeSaidToRivet;RivetRivet
LookingForTheAnswer
PeopleKeepOnLearnin'
NoDarkSarcasmInTheClassroom
TheBiggestKickIEverGot
BowWowWowYippieYoYippieYay
LiftMyDaysLightUpMyNights
IveSeenEcho&theBunnymenLive
RightHereRightNow
MmmMmmMmmMmm
Dissolved Girl
ImPastTheGreenWithEnvyBlues
ThingsWillHappenWhileTheyCan
HerConfidenceIsTragic
ModestMoose
IBelongAnywhereButInBetween
MissingBlurryTV
SleepToDream
StrayPirateStrut
RelativelyBigBalls
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
MyKind'sYourKindI'llStayTheSame
RunRunRunRunRunRunRunAway
GonnaFlyNow
IfYouWantToDestroyYourKeyboard
MetabolicFateJoke!
HowDoWeSleepWhenOurBedsAreBurning
SeagullsSingYourHeartsAway
BurntOutEndsOfSmokyDays
NowEverything'sSoWrong
SixDifferentWays
EveryCowboySingsASadSadSong
ThisOldTown'sChangedSoMuch
CrackThatWhip...LicoriceWhip
PlayItOnce,Sam,ForOldTimes'Sake
IWannaLeaveYouFarBehind
ICanHasJustice
TheyMightBeParrots
MilesToGoBeforeISleep
We_Do_CareAboutTheYoungFolks
ScreamingFromTheRaiments
PutTheBunnyBackInTheBox,Cyrus
HoldOnMyPiecesOfHeart
CrushWithGoogleyEyeliner
SheDon'tUseJellystonePark
OtherSideOfTheGame
TimeKeepsOnSlippin'(Slippin)
It'sReallyAboutPeterCullen
NotJamesWoods
ICan'tGetNoSleep
Not(Alvin,Simon,Theodore)
SoularPoweredGarlic
BrainFullOfSpiders
A-B-C-B-B-D!
YouThinkThatIGoHomeAtNight
OutsideANewDayIsDawning
It wasn't a Rock...
Green is Cool and Friendlylike
Faux-kusai!!
One Step Beyond!
Go Banana!
GyrosR'delicioUS
PartyPeopleinthePlacetoBe
Don't like it but I guess I'm learning
Beyond Bjork
144-Knowledge
Re: My Brains
TheFuturesOpenWide
NorthernExposure
Eleanor Tighby
fhqwhgads
NobodyLivesOnEndor
PlayWell
ItBegins!
95thPlace
DoYouHaveAFlag?
ContainerShip
Chaos!
SchrodingersCat
Fishes
Juiced!
Science!
NoBreakfastInAmerica
Glow or Plunder
GooGooGaJoob
PostcardFromtheGWN
SaintMayorMcCheese
TheTasteLivesHere
EverybodyHates
YouKnowTheSaying
alt.house
Pimpslap
Hoolahoop
BeAWinner
aTwoFer
DomoArigato
SignedAndDelivered
Kleptomania
HeartbreakBeat
InsigniaOfAWastedYouth
TomsDinerDay
Penguins!JustKidding
Watchout,RadioactiveMan!
QuickerThanARayOfLight
AnteBachelorParty
4CupsFromFine
Phoenix=/day
SomethingInTheAir
Monkeyfudge
Alacazam!
Desperado
KindOfALotOEtches
StabintheEye
Valentines
ChinaGirl
Name=Francis
HoboPromnight
TheOracleFromDelpHi
APieceOfMyDinner
Tursiops truncatus
WorldInMyEyes

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.



This came up during a conversation about American Gladiators.  
 
 
Here is a little map:
 
 
Crush: A laboratory favorite!
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Relative degree of unpleasantness of someone sitting on someone else's head for all involved parties
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 a philosophy of waking up and thinking of the worst possible thing one can do and then doing it and knowing that everything else that day will be an improvement
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the look on a frog's face as one jams it into one's mouth. 
 
 
 
It was going to be blindfolded and smoking a cigarette, but I decided that might be a little adult.  Not that face-sitting is a super child-friendly topic.  But the hypnotoad was on futurama.  
 
Look, I'm making it a 2 for one...mostly because I felt that this other picture kind of was too crappy to ever be posted on its own, and it's vaguely contextually appropriate. Woot!
 

 
 I'm not kicking back with a rootbeer this weekend, no sir.  
I've got 27 to 54 hours of time resolved data to acquire.  WOOT.
Bring on the caffeinated beverages!
 
  Need me a triple shot of that stuff...