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In the original order of things, this chess image was going to come after the pie image because of chess pie.  (A type of pie I've never actually eaten.) 


There was going to be a related video with respect to the Batman image too but this has yet to get done as my thesis has yet to get done.  Eventually I'll hit up all* the creative side projecty things. 


This was initially going in an Abbey Road direction.  And then I was going to go in a Cornell High Energy Synchotron Source direction.  And then I ran out of steam.  The end.


I'm also out of etch-a-sketches (i.e., the devices) at present. Hopefully I'll work something out in the next week.  Best wishes!




OKAY, THAT WAS TOTALLY A FAKE DEPARTING SET OF WELL WISHES BECAUSE I SAW FREDDY MERCURY THERE AND THOUGHT "THAT IS A FANTASTIC MUSTACHE.  IN FACT, I'LL HAVE TO HOLLER THIS, DESPITE MY PREFERENCE TO BE QUIET"


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I don't know, there's like some sort of bi- or tri-ennial beard and mustache registry obsession that sweeps through the places I live and work.

>>>GO HERE AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!<<<


If you don't believe me...look, here is some sample copy.


Every two years, the owners of the world's most elaborate facial hair come together for the World Beard and Moustache Championships. On May 23, 2009, the championships will return to the United States for the second time in their history, as the City of Anchorage, Alaska plays host to the world's bearded and moustached elite.



I mean...with the exception of passing up an opportunity to use the word "mustatioed"

(which will never look like it is spelled correctly, but I am so beyond that because if one turns this word into an adverb it would have all the vowels AND a sometimes vowel, to be used in a sentence like "The dark and sinister, albeit clean shaven, man faux-mustatioedly twirled an imaginary swatch of facial hair."...I mean, that could be a little more smoothly written, but right there, that is a win for us all.  I need to get more sleep, I think.)

...that is some pretty awesome text.  You should scroll back up and click.


Initially I was going to just redirect to the other gamey kinds of pages:

Mario, GuitarHero, sonic, qbert, Link,  goomba, summer, and foosball.  They're pretty obvious from the frontpage, though.  Go mustache hunting!