manila hash house harriers

we don't give one, but we know where to find one
hindi kami namimigay ng isa, ngunit alam namin kung saan makakahanap ng isa

philippines premier hash 

trails of genie arse since 1972

our first trail was laid by james ratcatcher howard from manila nomad sports club in 1972. our first numbered trail was laid from forbes park, makati on 28 april 1975 by david jenkins

mh3 trails cater to every specie of hound: feet footed, legends in their own shorts, loping lotharios, tyrannosaurus wrecks.

by becoming masters of the coup d'tar we've finessed loss of sugar cane haciendas, asphalted green open space, and urban sprawl. 

mh3 trails brilliantly transcend congestion and avoid the dull city rhythm by taking in aspects of the metropolis that even manilyanos aren't aware exist. we trespass thither & yon without inhibition. we do very silly things.

circles and on on ons continue the hashperience, opening more dimensions -- metaphysical & empirical -- completing the perfect trifecta of monights soaked in ritual.  


next weak’s miracle for the mh3 pharts: too aulde, too phat, too slow, too bloody good

ano (what): trail mmclxxxi 

kailan (when): monday 06jun16, 6pm 

sino (who): r-sole

saan (where): shitty hall, f. zobel cnr j.p rizal, makati. 

direksyon: makati ave north. left into j.p rizal at lights, before crossing bridge. after abt 300m, before city hall, right into f. zobel. all the way to the car park on ilog pasig alongside makati pumping station.



gee emm detritusr-sole
puppeteer hipon puwit 
hasherdabberycheeri ho
piso lawn-deringmagandang lalaki
(pretty boy)
circle tanodbruise lee
libationspuki minero
(vagina miner)
conductornancy boy
cardinal sinnerbootlegger
alpha houndqueer stop

agpu16: was 2171, sat 16apr16, mango's resort, barrio baretto, olongapo.

coast-2-coast: manila hounds did 120km "eki-den16" relay across luzon in 12hr50min. from manila bay km-zero marker (luneta) across sierra madre mountains to real on pacific coast. founded manila ekiden h3 (meh3). 14may16. 


p. burgos (makati) & m. h. del pilar (ermita) are legendary as manila's colourful boulevards of great expectations, unreliable memories, faux viagra, shattered dreams & empty wallets. since 1992 ermita is mostly moribund. padre burgos is available for confession and will honour secrets.

makati:  cathouse. since 10 dec 1977, original mh3 bar run by original mh3 hound walt fagerstrom.  kalayaan cnr dona carmen, just off p. burgos.


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