manila hash house harriers

we don't give one, but we know where to find one
hindi kami namimigay ng isa, ngunit alam namin kung saan makakahanap ng isa

philippine premier hash 
            trails of genius since 1972 

our first trail was laid by james ratcatcher howard from manila nomad sports club in 1972. our first numbered trail was laid from forbes park, makati on 28 april 1975 by david jenkins

mh3 trails cater to every specie of hound: athletically inclined, former legends in their own shorts, loping lotharios, tyrannosaurus wrecks.

we have adapted to the loss of accessible sugar cane country, replacement of green open space with asphalt and urban sprawl by becoming masters of the coup d'tar

mh3 trails brilliantly transcend congestion and avoid the dull city rhythm by taking in aspects of the metropolis that even manilyanos aren't aware exist.

circles and on on ons complement trails, opening still more vistas and completing the perfect trifecta of monights soaked in ritual.  


next weak’s miracle for the mh3 pharts: too old, too phat, too slow, too bloody good

ano (what): trail mmcxv 

kailan (when): monday 06 april 2015, 6pm 

sino (who): bootlegger

saan (where): casa bootlegger, 14b libra street, bel air 3, makati

direksyon:  from makati cbd, east on paseo de roxas; cross buendia (gil puyat); cross jupiter; enter main gate of bel air 3; cross mercedes; right on solar; libra is 5th left. too easy



concoctions: huge wally 
debt collector: pretty boy
mattress stuffer: prawncrack
lingerie: squatta
bearded lady: blah blah 
amanuensis: no iq; squatta
ticks & crosses grumbles
sikoklok: thirsty
who & when; bugle: squatta
weather &   accusiations: cheeri ho
factotum: shiggy

agpu15: sat 18apr15, sabang beach, puerto galera, mindoro.


p. burgos (makati) & m. h. del pilar (ermita) are legendary as manila's notorious boulevards of shattered dreams & empty wallets. since 1992 ermita is mostly moribund. kindly padre burgos is available for confession and will honour secrets.

makati:  cathouse. since 1977, original mh3 bar run by original mh3 hound walt. off p. burgos, kalayaan cnr dona carmen.


evan 'no iq' turner  +63 928 428 1840  malcolm 'thirsty' lambert +63 928 507 6627

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