Who is a Sardar?

You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:
>>.puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
>>.gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
>>.sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
>>.tries to drown a fish in water.
>>.thinks socialism means partying.
>>.trips over a cordless phone.
>>.takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
>>.at the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
>>.studies for a blood test and fails.
>>.sells the car for gas money.
>>.misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
>>.drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left",he
>>turns around and goes home.
>>.gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
>>.He is the one in the submarine with a parachute on his back.