Funny-humorous-One Liners

 

>If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,

> > >If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > 

 

 

 

> > > > >I was born intelligent - education ruined me. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > > 

 

 

> >A bus station is where a bus stops. > > >A train station is where train stops. > > >On my desk, I have a work station.... > > >What more can I say.......... > > 

 

 

> > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > > > >If it's true that we are here to help others, > > >then, what exactly are the others here for? > > 

 

 

> > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > >Since light travels faster than sound, people appear > > >bright until you hear them speak. > > 

 

> > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > > > >How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ? > >

 

 > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > > > >Money is not everything. > > >There's MasterCard & Visa. > 

 

 

> >---------------------------------------------------- > > >One should love animals. > > >They are so tasty. > > >

 

 

 > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Save water. > > > Shower with your girl friend. > >

 

 

 > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Love thy neighbour. > > > But don't get caught. > > > >

 

 

 > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Behind every successful man, there is a woman. > > > And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.