Hospital Nurse: Congratulations Mr. Santa Singh, you had a baby boy! you are a father now.
Santa Singh: Please don't inform my wife Preeto, i want to give her a surprise!
Question: Why does Santa Claus need 3 gardens on Christmas?
Answer: So he can do a ho-ho-ho.
Why can't a moron dial 911?
He can't find the 11 on the phone!
Definition of Household Dust:
A Harmless Naturally Occurrence in the households noticed Only by Females.
Santa Singh: I could not sleep during the night as i was in the train.
JJoke:Advice for parents:
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Seeing Mr. Santa depressed his wife asks:"why are you sad?"
JOKE: Wise words about friends and enemies:
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Why does Santa like lightning?
Why did it take Santa an hour to eat breakfast?
JOKE: Your importance:
If you think you are not important and nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Ques:How did Santa fall on the floor?
A financial fact:Most of the men are like bank accounts- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Ques:How did Santa Singh kill a bird?
How can there be "every corner" of a round world?
Ques:Why did Santa Singh climb the glass wall ?