Funny Humorous Jokes!







 

 

Hospital Nurse: Congratulations Mr. Santa Singh, you had a baby boy! you are a father now.

Santa Singh: Please don't inform my wife Preeto, i want to give her a surprise!


Christmas JOKE
Question: Why does Santa Claus need 3 gardens on Christmas?
Answer: So he can do a ho-ho-ho.


Why can't a moron dial 911?
He can't find the 11 on the phone!

Definition JOKE
Definition of Household Dust:
A Harmless Naturally Occurrence in the households noticed Only by Females.


Santa Singh: I could not sleep during the night as i was in the train.
Banta Singh:Why not?
Santa Singh: I had to sleep on the upper berth of the train.
Banta Singh: Then why could not you exchange the seat with some one?
Santa Singh: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth of the train


JJoke:Advice for parents:
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Seeing Mr. Santa depressed his wife asks:"why are you sad?"
Santa:I lost Rs 500 in a bet.
Wife:How?
Santa:I bet on India cricket match for 300, but it lost"
Wife:But you said bet was for Rs. 500!
Santa:I again bet for India for 200 during highlights


JOKE: Wise words about friends and enemies:

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.


Why does Santa like lightning?
He thinks someone is taking his picture.


JOKE:
Question:Why did Mr. Santa take 18 sikhs to see his favorite movie?
Ans:Because under 18 was not allowed!


Why did it take Santa an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate !


JOKE: Your importance:
If you think you are not important and nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Ques:How did Santa fall on the floor?
Ans:He tripped over the cordless phone.


A financial fact:Most of the men are like bank accounts- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Ques:How did Santa Singh kill a bird?
Ans:He threw down from the 20th floor of his building!


JOKE:Silly question!
How can there be "every corner" of a round world?

Ques:Why did Santa Singh climb the glass wall ?
Ans:To see what was on the other side!



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