Please help Darren Johnson become a millionaire

 
 
Please help me to become a millionaire.  It's actually very simple, all you have to do is send me a cheque for as much as you can afford to the following address;
 
Darren Johnson.
c/o 69 Playstool Road,
Newington,
Sittingbourne,
Kent,
ME9 7NL.
ENGLAND.
 
(any questions, just email me direct; darren.johnson-@hotmail.co.uk)
 
 
So, all you have to do is simply make all cheques payable (UK pounds sterling £) to: Darren Johnson.
 
 
All it will cost you is the price of a stamp (and obviously the amount you write the cheque out for).
 
Unfortunatly I am unable to offer you anything in return (as this would probably defeat the object), but I can assure you that any/all money donated to me will be thankfully received and faithfully applied.  And I also promise not to squander a single penny.
 
 
Many thanks in advance for your help.
 
 
Kind regards,
 
D. Johnson
 
Darren Johnson.
 
 Total donated to date: £14,296.37p 
 
 
 

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