Buy our mimes. Our mimes are male mimes that arrive through mail. These mimes are mail male mimes. Do not panic, our mimes are raw. And living. We only keep the raw living mimes. The other mimes are made into a meat pie. Those meat pies are the mime food. Mhmmmn. Good mime pies. Don't worry about the cooked dead mimes. Only buy the raw living mimes. The sick mimes are kept with the catholic children. Don't worry about the sick mimes, they are used to being touched. Expect our male mimes through the mail today! Buy our mimes.
Please do not fret, our silent boys are for sale. Please buy.
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