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October 29th 2009


Sleep well tonight my dearies.  


THIS MAN

Freaky I know.  Supposedly in 2006, a woman went to her psychiatrist in New York and drew this picture of a man that visits her in her dreams and gives her advice on what to do in her personal life.  She assured the psychiatrist that she has never met this dude before.  Im sure the Doc just dismissed her, gave her a prescription of abilify and said get the EFF out. He leaves this image sitting on his desk and another patient see's the image and says, hey!  thats the dude that shows up in my dreams.  He assures the Doc that he has never seen this man awake.  The Psychiatrist sends this image to his other colleagues and within a few months four others come out and say they have seen this man in their dreams.  They all uniformly call him THIS MAN.  To date, over 2000 people have reported to seeing THIS MAN in their dreams, from all over the world.  


Here is an actual explanation of a dream from one of the patients that report to seeing this guy.

" I dreamt of this man when I was in the 10th grade. He hasn't been in any recurring dreams just one very memorable and terrifying dream. In my dream I was stuck in a room sitting on a stool. A few feet away from me there was a television set. I was 'visited' by two men I had never seen before (not 'this man') and they both attacked me. I woke up covered in sweat and tears and I was screaming. I somehow fell asleep then I found myself back in the room. I started screaming and crying. Then This Man showed up on the screen. I begged him to not harm me. He didn't change his blank expression or speak. He slit my throat and I woke up. I suppose he let me out of the nightmare but I couldn't stop thinking about him for weeks. I still have some of the sketches I drew of him. I know it's kind of weird."


What the EFF.  I've never had a crazy dream like this before but who knows, maybe a middle aged balding dude has done this to you.  


There are tons of theories, such as throughout the course of our race, this is the face that we have come to generalize as the image of the human race.  I sure hope not cause then we are a group of some ugly mofo's and thats just not good for galaxial relations.  The one that scares me is the Dream Surfer theory.


This theory suggests that there is a real man that can manifest himself into your dreams while you are asleep.  Basically mind raping you.  


The most plausible theory is that this is all a hoax or some viral ad for an upcoming movie or perhaps a show of some sort.  Im 99% sure this is the case.  But it is interesting and does make you wonder if someone is molesting your mind with a unibrow.   


Check out the source of this info at http://www.thisman.org







September 24th 2009!



Faux News

I dare you to watch this at least once.  There is this anchor, he goes by Glenn Beck.  Try to watch this show....just once. If your'e head doesn't asplode like mine did, then congratulations, your'e an idiot.  Like other anchors that decide ratings are more important than actually delivering the news in a truly fair and balanced way, he decides to target the largest television demographic, hicks.  Let's give you an idea to this guys past.  He deliberately called up a rival morning talk show host, Bruce Kelly, to inquire about his Wife's miscarriage.  This is live on the radio.  He then proceeded to make fun of this man, for not being able to do anything right, that he can't even make a baby.  We are talking about a douchebag that at one point fueled his life with booze and cocaine, and is now revered by the largest demographic (hicks) to be the end all of talk.




  He has been given power.  Absolute power.  Absolute power corrupts absolutely right?  Well, he managed to do that before the power, and Lord help us now.   







February 13, 2008!

Judge Ronald A. Silkworth

I couldn't find a picture of this guy, but he rules.  Yesterday Maryland held it's 2008 primaries for both parties and voting was scheduled to end at 8 pm that evening.  So I figured I would get a chance to vote.  But alas, my trucks starter decided to die on me, right before I went to go vote!   I didn't get my rental car till 7:55 so I was certain that I would not get the chance to vote in this historic event.  I checked my email on my phone before I actually took off from the repair shop( I would normally fix something like this on my own, but my starter is in a very hard to get to place and thought a pro would be the best way to go) just to check and see if my Wife sent me an email and low and behold, I got a feed from the Associated Press that Judge Ronald A silkworth has extended voting hours until 9:30 due to inclement weather.  Thanks Judge for looking out for those who couldn't get there on time.  Here are some pics from my voting location.

Kinda dead I know but it filled up at around 8:35

 

February 12, 2008!

So long HD-DVD

Double whammy for the HD-DVD camp

 

Yesterday, Netflix(NASD: NFLX) announced in a surprise move that they will begin to phase out the HD-DVD library they have in favor of the blu-ray format.  On the same day, Best Buy announced that they would support Blu-Ray as the format of the future.  A lot of People buy movies from Best buy so it wasn't such a banner day for HD-DVD.  Everyone felt that once Warner brothers left the HD-DVD camp crying on their knees, that the format war was finally going to end soon, but with the two announcements made yesterday concerning the support for Blu-ray, it appears that the nail is in the coffin.

 

Source information provided by:Engadget

November 30th, 2007!

 

One Badass Mofo.

Белая Смерть(Belaya Smert)

Show that to any Russian who was in the Russian Finland war and they will probably cower in a corner and cry for mommy.  Simo Häyhä, aka the White Death.  Why you ask?  This guy is finnish, 5 Ft nothin, wore an all white camo suit and is world renowned as the most successful sniper in the history of MAN KIND.  With 505 confirmed sniper kills in the course of about 100 days.  His personal best was 25 in one single day.  Unconfirmed number of sniper kills is 542.  Now that number is impressive enough as it is, but not enough for this guy.

He went ahead and grabed the nearest Suomi 9mm submachine gun and went ahead and got an aditional 200 kills....you know, for good measure.   Things were getting desperate for the Russians, so they launched a full fledged artillery strike on this one guy.  But they missed.  By some twist of fate and luck, some bastard went ahead and got a shot in on his jaw and put him in a coma for 11 days.  When he awoke from the coma, word spread to the Russians and they were like oh hells no, not again, and called for peace.  He lived to be 92 and to this day, his number has not been touched.

 

 

May 19th, 2006

 

Truly, a sad sad day.

The last male purebred Columbia Basin pygmy rabbit has died, leaving just two females in a captive breeding program created to try to save the endangered species from extinction.  "This is a population that has existed since before the last Ice Age in Eastern Washington. The loss is something we can never calculate," quotes JonMarvel.  He is the director for the Western Watersheds project that has been attempting to bring the species out of the verge of extinction.  There is a cross breeding expieriment currently underway to ensure that the species will not become extinct.  There are currently 15 of these rabits left in captivity. 

 

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April 7th, 2006

 

Bill Nye is the devil!

The Man, the Myth, the legend.  Before he can even get an utterance out, he is given a standing ovation three times.  Nye yells out, "I havent even given the presentation yet!"   There are children and families in the audience cause naturally, Nye is on the same level of genius as Einstein when you are a kid.  He starts off talking about how Mars has proff that water once has and still does exist on the red planet, and that that was the notion of possible life at one point througout the planet. 

Bill Nye, then qouted the biblical verse Genesis 1:16, which reads: “God made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.”

He pointed out that the sun, the “greater light,” is but one of countless stars and that the “lesser light” is the moon, which really is not a light at all, rather a reflector of light.  That is when the shiat hit the fan.  People started pulling thier kids out of the auditorium exclaiming out loud during his presentation “We believe in a God!” exclaimed one woman as she left the room with three young children.  Can someone please explain to me what Bill Nye, not only the science guy but emmy award winner said that was so controversial?  Or is it that the people who represent Christianity every time they make an uproar about nothing?  You are doing nothing for Chritianity and further more making me look like an ass cause you rep. me to the media.  Do everyone a favor and go find a cliff.

 

Special thanks to The waco Tribune-Herald

 

 

March 31st, 2006

 

 

 

HAXORZ

Say hello to the Izilla Media Monster!

Tromping through the streets of downtown Tokyo... crunching tiny white audio players underfoot comes the iZilla. If you've been looking to step-up to a hungry man sized portable media player with incredible tech powers... this is it. First start with a whopping two terabytes of storage delivered by four 500 gig internal hard drives. Up the ante with a sweet 7" TFT-LCD touch screen... then crush your opponents with high-speed ripping capability for CD, DVD, and vinyl. A handy iPod dock allows you to transfer songs to and from the iZilla.

Listen to the iZilla roar through the internal six speaker surround system offering 5.1 channel surround sound with up to 120 watts per channel. Or enjoy your music privately with the included DJ-Style wireless bluetooth headphones up to 15 feet away. Built in wi-fi (802.11g), Gigabit Ethernet, Firewire and USB 2.0 ports ensure the maximum capability to transfer your tunes and video to external hard drives and computers.

Take the iZilla with you anywhere. It's like having an entire home entertainment system in a handy 30 pound white briefcase. The iZilla can be powered by a standard 120VAC wall outlet, or runs off 16 D size batteries (not included).

    Product Features & Specifications
  • 2000 Gigabytes of storage
  • Built in CDRW/DVD-RW 52X/32X/52X/16X
  • Built in slot loading turntable with laser pickup
  • Plays back video and audio digital media in the following formats: MPEG1, MPEG2, MPEG4, AVI, WMV, Divx, MP3, MP4, XviD, DVD(IFO, VOB), Ogg Vorbis, ADPCM, WMA, AAC-LC
  • Rips video from DVD (downloadable software patch required for encrypted DVD media)
  • Rips audio from CD (.wav, mp3 or Ogg Vorbis)
  • Rips audio from Vinyl (.wav, mp3 or Ogg Vorbis)
  • Transfers music to and from iPod (All iPod models with dock connector. Music from iPod must be non-encrypted.)
  • Burns DVD, Audio and Data CD formats
  • 7" TFT-LCD Touch screen 724x309 resolution
  • Touch-Screen menu system controls all functions
  • Wireless connectivity with wi-fi 802.11g and Bluetooth
  • Wired connectivity via gigabit ethernet, USB 2.0, and Firewire.
  • Wireless Bluetooth DJ style headphones included
  • Six speaker surround system offering 5.1 channel surround sound with up to 120 watts per channel.
  • Dimensions: 19" x 14" x 4.5", weight 32.8 lbs. with batteries installed.

Think Geek has a great sense of humor!  This item, along with several others, are of course, fake.  A great April fools joke that these guys pull off every year, a day early.  Some of the other stuff on there is the USB desktop tanning center, wireless extension cord, and some other whacky stuff.  Check it out at www. thinkgeek.com

 

 

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Friday March 17th, 2006

Coolest dog....ever

 (U.S. Army Photo By: Spc. Barbara Ospina, 1st BCT Public Affairs)

 

Meet Zeko, an explosive detection dog.  Allthough he doesnt appear to be your typical soldier fighting overseas, he works just as hard to make sure that they have safe passage to wherever it is they are going.  With specially modified balistics goggles, or as the proper name, doggles,  he currently possess a 98.7% success rate at detecting all sorts of different explosives, some dugg as deep as four feet in the dessert sand.  Zeko has developed a reputation with the soldiers that he is stationed with at Forward Operating Base (FOB) McHenry, Iraq, many consider him to be the base pet, others consider him as a soldier with the units there.  Armed with only a brave sense of detecting explosives, and really cool doggles, Zeko leads the way into uncharted enemy territory, ensuring safe passage for our soldiers overseas.

 

 

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Friday February 24th, 2006

abortion is an act of natural selection carried out by humans.  ?!???!!

Meet Rusty Carter.  Douchebag of the week here at Luis.word.  Rusty Carter takes Homeschooled Children to  the National Center for Atmospheric Research on the frequent, to explain to these kids that "evolutionist thinking supports racism and abortion."  Not to mention this lovely qoute "abortion was an act of natural selection carried out by humans."  Oh and this gem" Hitler was playing his version of survival of the fittest by favoring whites and note that museum dioramas of early humans have black "subhumans."   As you can tell, it was not hard finding this weeks douchbag of the week.   Its ok to have personal views about these things, in fact I promote it, its freedom of speech.  However, when you try to influence kids about  abortion and Hitler, and  modern day museums are temples of the unjust, Its very easy for you to make my douchebag of the week.

 

Source information provided by rocky mountain news

 

Thursday February 23rd, 2006

Faggot Cowboys? 

 

Everyone knows that Turkey is probably the

quitest of all the countries that are out there, Turkey never does anything....In fact, they are quite boring........except for making the news today about the countries pirated DVD empire that they run.  Recently The hit movie Brokeback Mountain, A personal favorite of Boyitz tehghey, was released with a modified title of Faggot Cowboys.  So far there have been no complaints as to the title of the movie being inccorect in the region, due to the fact that they know whoever does complain about the title must be a ghey, and therefore can be burned at the stake.

 

Information provided by screenhead

 

 You can find NIckelback in the ghey aisle, along with Panic at the disco, fallout boy, and the autobiography of Anne Coulter on tape. 

-Luis Santiago