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Senior Health Care Solution

 So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. What do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 4 politicians - not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (and your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this? the same government that just told you that they can not affort for you to go into a nursing home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?  and...
WHO HAS THE COURAGE TO BECOME ONE?

One man in N.Carolina had that courage already.

CNN or Yahoo, I don't remember which one, had a news about this middle aged man, late 50's, no job and no insurance, and has health problem, needs a surgery asap. So one day, he walked into a local bank with a faked gun demanding for money but he did not take it. The bank alerted to the police and he just sat there (picture on the news) waiting for police to come to cuff him. So while waiting for his trial, he got the surgery he is needed.
What a clever man.