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Improve your memory

Two elderly couple were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" Outstanding, Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it has made a big difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "you mean a rose?" "yes, that's it" Then he turned to his wife and asked. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

Supermarket Encounter

A young man walking through a supermarket to pickup a few things when he
noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said: "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you fell unconfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently." "I'm very sorry", replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"  "Yes," she said: " As I'm leaving, can you say 'goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "goodbye mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.