We have this from the eternally sagacious James Mallon:
proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls.
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Lincoln Park featured in Golf World spread on San Francisco public golf in connection with the U.S. Open.
A parking lot now covers the green, while a plaque on a rock near the clubhouse commemorates Archer’s memory. Ken Harrington, a four-time Lincoln Park club champion, likes to work on his short game there after a brisk early morning nine. Along with the late John Susko, Harrington shares the official course record of eight-under 60, but it’s not all about numbers for the adjunct math professor at University of San Francisco.
“There is nothing wrong with playing Olympic or San Francisco GC,” Harrington says one morning sitting outside the Lincoln Park clubhouse. “I know those people. That’s all great stuff. But this here is relaxed, very unpretentious. You put your ego aside. I’ve had a lot of happy days out here.”
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This has not much to do with anything except that expatriated-back-to-Ireland legendary one-time member Derek Leahy sent it, and the size of a golf ball and the hole in which it is intended to be put figure in there somewhere. Worth checking out, though.
Derek Leahy (aka Delboy) at the Open at the Birthplace of Golf in an LPGC shirt.
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Check out recent painting by LPGC member David Regan
THE LAWS OF GOLF (with a Tip of the Hat to member Nick Scharf)
No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner Peace knowing that a worse one is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. Expensive clubs have been known to be partly made with this most unusual natural alloy.
Golf balls never bounce off trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent – or some similar combination.
All 3-woods are demon-possessed. Your Mother-in-Law does not come close.
Golf balls from the same “sleeve” tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water. See LAW 3.
The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.
Since bad shots come in groups of three, your fourth consecutive bad shot is really the beginning of the next group of three.
If it isn’t broke, try changing your grip.
It’s surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you lie 8.
Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
It’s not a gimme if you’re still 4 feet away.
The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the centre of a very large tree.
You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.
Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make a double or triple bogey to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to use it to lay up just short of a water hazard.
There are two things you can learn by stopping your back-swing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.
A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
Don’t buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.