Save the world, become a pirate!
Gadreel? Well its a long story and I'll get around to it some day. In the mean time, I have a special message about our creator - the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Our true creator, the one who designed the universe, is none other than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you haven't heard the truth about our creator it is understandable, as the truth was only just revealed last year (2005), please check this out.
As with any religion, different components of the faith call to people. For me the call of FSM is restoring the world and humanity to a healthy balance. Although you may be surprised at first, there is great wisdom in the truth about why the world is in such disarray. Our prophet, Bobby, has shared with us:
"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s."
Indeed, much that is harmful and negative in our world has been caused by the loss of pirates. Don't believe the misinformation, pirates are the good guys (well most of them, there are some ill minded imposters).
Now that I know how to save the world, I go forth to become as a pirate. I hope you will join me in a quest for a better world. In particular, there is the Port Washington Pirate Festival.
June 3, 2006 pirates of all heritages and ages will descend on Port Washington Wisconsin to honour the ways of the pirate. Please join us, in full religious attire of course.
We will try to schedule a gathering of the faithful, please use the FSM forums to communicate on this topic. The topic link is:
I plan to soon place a test on OKCupid to help determine compatibility with FSM. Check back in a couple of weeks if you are interested in the test.
I really don't care about teaching evolution or intelligent design. I don't care for either. But if either one is to be taught, frankly so should FSM. FSM is a much wiser choice than either.
But maybe we should be teaching something else completely different. Maybe we should teach Art, Music and Free Thinking? Maybe we should overhaul health ed so children learn how to truly care for themselves - diet, sexuality and exercise. And home economics should be greatly expanded and improved - after all a pirate has to be able to take care of his or her self.
Truly useful classes are edged out in a favor of Science and Math. This is wrong. And bunk such as Evolution and Old White Dudes called "God the Creator" simply have no place in schools unless we can first teach the truly useful things.