I was born at a necessarily early age. The chronology of my youth proceeded at a predictable and scientifically verifiable rate. Allowing, of course for the the twenty-five thousand year hiatus I spent entombed in Antarctic ice.

Global warming has offered me a fourth chance at world domination. I won't be wasting it on fancy uniforms and elegantly sinister machinery, I can assure you.

No, this time around I intend to concentrate on the eclectic and amusing. You're more than welcome to come on the ride with me....
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