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Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?

A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!

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A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines

himself n says:

2 inches more & I'll be a king.

His wife sitting behind says:

2 inches less & you'll be a queen.

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Why do women wear flowered panties?

A: Cuz its their way of saying,

'In memory of those who were buried here!

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3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,

hi I'm Peter not a saint,

hi I'm Paul not a pope,

I'm john not a baptist,

the girl said hi

I'm mary not a virgin!

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Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.

Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!!


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