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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
  • Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
  • You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
  • You dont have any cows.
  • You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
  • You ask the US for financial aid,
  • China for military aid,
  • British for Warplanes,
  • Italy for machines,
  • Germany for technology,
  • French for submarines,
  • Switzerland for loans,
  • Russia for drugs
  • Japan for equipment.
  • You buy the cows with all this
  • And claim exploitation by the world.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
  • You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
  • You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
  • You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You don't know where they are.
  • You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
  • You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
  • You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
  • You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You count them and learn you have five cows.
  • You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
  • You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
  • You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You have 300 people milking them.
  • You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

SINGAPORE ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • Believe you have a brilliant government
  • Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows
  • You lost all your cows.

SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
  • You have two cows.
  • You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition !




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