About

I like trees, a lot.

They make great conversationalists as they never disagree, don't interject their opinions, and never feel left out when you wander off to examine some rock.

I like animals also, the more wild the better.

I'd like to have pet ferrets but unfortunately they are banned where I live so I've had to make do with a couple of cats.

Cats are great - they let you bring them food each day and even tell you when you may pet them. They do however sing. Loudly and badly.

I like rocks and minerals.

I like to hit them with hammers to see what's inside.

Never hand me a rock you wish to remain intact, trust me, it wont be for long.

I prefer minerals in their natural matrix settings, polishing minerals is generally tacky and done for people that like to stand in jewellery stores.

I like water.

Springs, streams, geothermal vents, cataracts, forest pools.

The ocean always amazes me and I can watch it for hours.

I like storms.

Rain, thunder, lightning, wind.

If I could fly, I would be out there, in the elements whooping about like a mad thing.

Probably a blackened smouldering mad thing.

I like silence.

It gives the world a chance to intrude.

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