10 Reasons I Didn't Start a MySpace Account (cont)

 

6.    Too Much Bullshit

For this reason, I think a picture is worth 1,000 words.  Let's direct our attention to Figure 1 below:

Figure 1:  Too Much Bullshit (Click on Figure to Expand)

Note that the figure above is only a fraction of a typical user's page.  How many stupid things can you cram onto a single page?  MySpace profiles are an ADD-afflicted person's dream.  It's not just that there are so many distractions on each user's page, it's also that each one of them has no real content whatsoever.  From mindless guestbooks posts to exhibitionist photos, the profiles are truly meaningless.  

Here's something to consider:  less is more.  Let's take an example of one web page you might have heard of to illustrate my point:

Does this site look familiar?  Do you hear any stupid music or get bombarded by slide shows when you go to this site?  'Nuff said. 

 

5.    I Don't Care What Johnny Football Star is Doing (or professing to be doing) Now

There's a reason why you don't talk to most of the people you went to high school with--you don't have anything in common anymore (not that you ever did except for the fact that you were corralled into a place where you were supposed to be learning something).  Leave well enough alone, let it go!  

The world would be much friendlier if people would forget about those they knew and move on to meet new people.  In the words of the fake Kurt Vonnegut commencement speech: "Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on."

 

 4.   I'm Not Interested in Online Dating

I know MySpace is supposed to be about "social networking," as I mentioned earlier, but the reality is many people start profiles just to hook up with people.  There are many other sites dedicated to this, but of course you have to pay for their services.  I guess you can think of MySpace as a poor man's adultfriendfinder.com.  

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